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[caligulas_aquarium]

[S'up Exsilium, resident fishdouche at your service.]

Two things. Firstly, this whole We-R bullshit experience has at least taught me somethin'; I'm startin' to really tell why exactly it's such a big deal people keep goin' on about how much some a' you suck at this war thing. Kinda puts us who got firsthand experience at a disadwantage tryin' a sawe your asses.

So I wanna get an idea a' who here can pull their own weight. What's the most impressiwe thing you'we ewer done combat wise? I'll start us off. I conquered a planet of Angels once then killed the whole lot of 'em.

Your turn, initiatiwe.

...

Also, for those a' you more inclined in the field of wipin' out that which was once thought of as fictional, here's another question.

How the fuck do you kill a Rainbow drin-...uh, wampire. And for all a' you smartasses out there, yes, I mean-

[Suddenly text!]

VAMPIRES.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

she tried to kill me

[and succeeded but you know lying by omission is totally cool ok]

[payback]

[Woah hey check it Eridan she sounds... mildly sympathetic.]

Oh, so it actually was a situation like that for real...?

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[caligulas_aquarium]

yep
shes just completely out of her mind an fast an angry as shit
an not exactly somethin i wwanna deal wwith
happy noww

[payback]

I guess. [Buying that, yeah. :[ ] Okay.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you better mean that
for your owwn sake especially

[payback]

You are just terrible at talking to people, huh?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat no
wwhat gavve you that idea

[payback]

Actually talking to you, obviously. What are you, ten?

[caligulas_aquarium]

im six for your information
wwait
uh
thats not six a your human years its 13 i think
maybe

[payback]

... Yeah, okay, that makes sense then.

[caligulas_aquarium]

and wwhats THAT supposed to mean

[payback]

You're at just the age to be pesky.

[caligulas_aquarium]

pesky
i think you mean fierce
or assertivve or somethin

[payback]

Maybe in ten years, you can dream. Thirteen-year-old boys are invariably pesky brats who talk big though!

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah maybe HUMAN thirteen year olds
all a your silly social standards that apply to those a you of that age dont apply to trolls
least of all me
wwe aint soft or livvin cushy little livves like the lot a you do be

[payback]

Ticking off a box on you being a presumptuous little know-it-all too.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwoww ok
check that off for yourself too wwhile youre at it

[payback]

Maybe I will, but you'd think that since you're so touchy about it, you'd take a little care not to do it to others either.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhere the hell did you get that idea from I AINT TOUCHY not anywway evven in the slighest

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You are so touchy it's ridiculous.

[caligulas_aquarium]

i am NOT
go ahead provve it
try an actually convvince me an i may consider it as bein somethin that is true

[payback]

You're proving it right now being all touchy about how I'm calling you touchy!

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Damn, she's right.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
ok three more reasons
or examples
wwhatevver

[payback]

When you talked to me first and got all huffy over me making fun of the weird way you wrote.