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[gamblinman]

Look, I can’t say I’m exactly pleased about being brought here -- wherever the hell “here” actually is -- but I’m not going to complain too much. Yet. I mean, the alternative was getting eaten by a bunch of zombies, which believe me, was not high on my “to do” list.

The problem I have is being asked to fight in a war that I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be giving a shit about. I look after only one person: me. Just make sure you remember that.

Oh yeah, anyone happen to know of a decent tailor around here?

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[sixthanimorph]

Yeah? No offense, but you look like the type who'd sign up for this. You're saying they just grabbed you up too?

[gamblinman]

[Nick makes a face at that.] I don’t volunteer for anything kid, believe me.

[sixthanimorph]

[David cocks an eyebrow and glances sideways at him.]

They got a real weird way of recruiting then. You'd think if they're going to all this trouble they'd grab the kind of people who're too dumb to do anything but follow orders.

[gamblinman]

[Nick chuckles wryly.]

You counting yourself in that group, kid?

[sixthanimorph]

[David can't help himself from laughing at that.]

Pal, I'm only ever in one group, and that's the group of me. The last guys that tried 'recruiting' me like this? I made 'em realize real quick why that was a mistake.

[gamblinman]

[He arches his eyebrow at that.]

Oh, yeah? What'd you do?