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[gamblinman]

Look, I can’t say I’m exactly pleased about being brought here -- wherever the hell “here” actually is -- but I’m not going to complain too much. Yet. I mean, the alternative was getting eaten by a bunch of zombies, which believe me, was not high on my “to do” list.

The problem I have is being asked to fight in a war that I’m pretty sure I’m not going to be giving a shit about. I look after only one person: me. Just make sure you remember that.

Oh yeah, anyone happen to know of a decent tailor around here?

Comments

[onemoredeath]

A war? I suppose if you really want to look at it that, it might be a war. Against boredom.

As for looking out for yourself, do have luck with that. You might have a few others sitting on that side of the camp singing about how wonderful it is to be all alone.

[gamblinman]

I have absolutely no problem with being alone, trust me. Boredom would be good, though; I could definitely handle that.

[onemoredeath]

Then you are in for a treat, so long as you remember that people will try telling you that this is only to lure you into a sense of false security.

[gamblinman]

Would they be right? Granted, I’ve only been here a couple of hours, but so far this place is a lot more violence-free than where I came from.

[onemoredeath]

Only slightly. We do have the occasional problems, but it is not to the point of this being a huge governmental conspiracy to screw us over.

[gamblinman]

Well, that's good to know. Not getting screwed over would be favorite.

[onemoredeath]

Then do have a good day and enjoy the quiet. I am sure that they are planning their next big news at our expense.

[gamblinman]

Thanks, I'm sitting on the edge of my seat in anticipation.

[onemoredeath]

There is no need for that, no matter how many people say otherwise.