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Entry tags:
- ashraf salib (original),
- collette (animorphs),
- maya fey (ace attorney),
- rin asano (blade of the immortal),
- ✝ barnaby brooks jr [t&b],
- ✝ chloe saunders [darkest powers],
- ✝ jane foster (mcu),
- ✝ johanna mason (the hunger games),
- ✝ marco [animorphs],
- ✝ merlin (merlin),
- ✝ oerba yun fang [ffxiii],
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach),
- ✝ zelgadis greywords [slayers],
- ✞ — dropped characters — ✞
[001 | Video]
[Oh hello there, Exsilium, have the face of a bright-eyed girl that looks way too excited to be here. It seems after much technology abuse and generally failing at turning it on, she finally gets the video working! Success for a failure]
Don't worry, fellow kidnapped people of Exhelium! [That's 'Exsilium', Maya] You don't have to explain everything, I've got it aaaaaall figured out. In fact, I'm an Ace Explainer myself, so just sit back and let me break it down for you, Maya-style!
We're in future England! [This is probably the only fact she's gotten right, but-] Brought here by the United Earth people because they're being oppressed by the Initiative! [And then there's a pause for some very Deep and Philosophical Thoughts. ...Not.] ... I bet it's the tea. England's known for its tea, you know? Anyone would be jealous of that selection!
... But anyway, we've been brought here because we've got to go into the future to change the past! It's just like that movie with Mikey K. Box, except with tea on the line as well as time! [WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN..... Oh, well]
But more importantly than all of that.... I have a question. [SUDDENLY SERIOUS? Look, she's even leaning into the camera all dramatically] A question that will change the fate of the entire world! [Whatever's left of it] Well, mostly me right now, but for everyone's sake, I need an answer!
[There's a long, long pause as she stares intently into the camera. And then:]
Where's the nearest burger joint? I'm starved! And if we're really in the future they must have invented a way for burgers to be even more delicious! Right?
[... And then there's a brief flash of embarrassment, and when she continues she's a little more low-key] ... Um, and how do I get to the housing place? Unit... 406, I think?
Don't worry, fellow kidnapped people of Exhelium! [That's 'Exsilium', Maya] You don't have to explain everything, I've got it aaaaaall figured out. In fact, I'm an Ace Explainer myself, so just sit back and let me break it down for you, Maya-style!
We're in future England! [This is probably the only fact she's gotten right, but-] Brought here by the United Earth people because they're being oppressed by the Initiative! [And then there's a pause for some very Deep and Philosophical Thoughts. ...Not.] ... I bet it's the tea. England's known for its tea, you know? Anyone would be jealous of that selection!
... But anyway, we've been brought here because we've got to go into the future to change the past! It's just like that movie with Mikey K. Box, except with tea on the line as well as time! [WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN..... Oh, well]
But more importantly than all of that.... I have a question. [SUDDENLY SERIOUS? Look, she's even leaning into the camera all dramatically] A question that will change the fate of the entire world! [Whatever's left of it] Well, mostly me right now, but for everyone's sake, I need an answer!
[There's a long, long pause as she stares intently into the camera. And then:]
Where's the nearest burger joint? I'm starved! And if we're really in the future they must have invented a way for burgers to be even more delicious! Right?
[... And then there's a brief flash of embarrassment, and when she continues she's a little more low-key] ... Um, and how do I get to the housing place? Unit... 406, I think?
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H-Hang on a second! You can't be a priest! Priests are old and bald and make everyone fall asleep with their sermons! [Maya has a completely accurate idea of what a priest is, clearly. Learned completely from watching too much TV]
You're cool and nice and you can do magic and portals!
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All priests of my world have more or less the same skills as I. Although there are admittedly some with... less hair.
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N-No way.... a world where priests are cool...? [Give her a second to get over this life-shattering revelation, please]
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I will see you shortly.
[ DISCONNECTIN. And pretty soon he'll stride into sight, all tall and dark and solemn. ]
MAN IF HE'S SO SERIOUS WHY IS SHE MAKING HIM LOL AND SMILE SO MUCH....
Mr. Priest!
[She'd possibly been having a crisis over the possibility that priests could be cool a minute ago, but it looks like his entrance has distracted her from it]
she's cute and shit okay, he doesn't see much of that!!
Please, Ashraf. Ashraf Salib.
ashraf you softy (I'm sorry for my slow also)
Woah! [Maya's not lacking in energy even on the worst of days, but that's a definite pick-me-up. And is she moving faster?]
Okay, Mr. Salib! Or maybe Father Salib... [That just kind of sounds weird]
Hey, did you use priest magic on me? I feel great!
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Only Ashraf will do very nicely, thank you. I'm no High Priest. [ And with a small nod: ] That was a blessing. It's intended for use as a battle spell, but will have a positive effect in any situation.
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This counts as a battle, right? I'm battling unfamiliar terrain! And you're helping me. [She hops in place a few times with the extra energy]
Um... where to, first?