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[ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ] Lᴏɢ 0002

[ There's a huge hole in the wall behind Lash, and she's got the so-called Death Ray "hidden" behind her back. She doesn't seem all TOO phased about it, but there's a sort of slight guilt...maybe. Just maybe.]

[The wall is crumbling, dust everywhere, yeah...it's sort of a mess in her room right now and probably a mess in the other room next to her...whoever that may be.... ]

Ummmmm, whoops! Hey, so, who do I gotta call around here to fix these darn holes? Eh, heh...!

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[And icon right back atcha.]

I'll havve you knoww I'm pretty wwell liked around here, actually.

Gettin' by in a situation like this is all about gettin' familiar wwith the right people.

That bein' said, passin' me off like you are noww is a huge mistake.

[Sniffs, making a face. He's got a point and it irks her to no end, but it'll certainly require more time on her part to accept it.]

Oh yeah? And what makes you so special to be part of this Right People Crowd, huh?

I'vve been here long enough to provve that I am, that's howw.

I'm strong, reliable, an' on top a' that wwe trolls are raised for wwar. I'vve been preparin' for this kinda environment my wwhole life.

You humans got it much easier by comparison. So stickin' wwith superior species like us is an advvantage you oughta not shun.

[Rolls her eyes and huffs.]

OK, fiiiiine, I'll admit that banding together with a bunch of other useful people is totally an advantage that anyone would be a loser to walk away from!

But you're totally not a superior species, and I didn't have it easy! I was born into war! Heck, we live in a place called Wars World! It's like, my whole life! Geez, get off your high little seahorse!

[But mregggghhh still, sorta is reconsidering being a little nicer if it means being better off when things get sticky.]

Hey, my skyhorse died. Fuck you for sayin' that.

[CAUSE HUMANS MUST HAVE FLYING SEAHORSES RIGHT? RIGHT..]

Wwars wworld? I thought humans wwere from Earth?

[No...what Skyhorses, what... OK, just gonna ignore that, like he was just being his usual dumb self and carries on ~~sob~~]

Well, it IS Earth, but the big ol' area I'm usually invading and destroying is called Wars World.

[Advance Wars universe is dumb so dumb shhhh]

Wwars wworld.

[oh god he does not like saying that]

Sounds pretty fuckin' dumb if you ask me. Yet at the same time it sounds like the only thing Earth has got that ain't stupid.

[She thinks your speech impediment is almost as funny as Sollux's if not funnier.]

Boy, you don't know the half of it! Teeheehee, just fun 'n games all the time!

Huh.

You're one a' the feww humans I'vve met not to act all fuckin' soft about wwar 'n shit.

Most a' them complain it's so fuckin' awwful an' wwhat havve you. Does evveryone in your...[Not saying it.] Earth think like you do about it.

Oh, trust me, everyone that's not in the Black Hole Army is sooo like that sometimes! I mean, what's there not to like? Inventing new toys, testing them out on the field, things going BOOM! Teeheehee!

And some people say they don't enjoy the thrill and satisfaction of war like I do, but I know some who really really do, even if they're too ashamed to admit it. Teeheehee! So silly!

I got a hunch most humans'd deal wwith it better if they just gavve it a fuckin' shot instead a' tryin' a' keep some stupid moral highground they claim to havve.

Some a' you guys here don't think nothin' of it, thinkin' the rest honestly could if they stop bein' useless.

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