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[commentboxtroll]

So before the glow of coming back here after being somewhere much better for a year wears off and I decide I dislike you people all over again, I figured I'd better pass out the presents to the masses.

Don't expect anything specific, because it's really just a great big pile of media files. I had the dummy AI we took with us convert them into whatever runs on the tablets, so they should all work for the most part. It's just a lot of books, movies, music, and some other stuff from the 2900s. Some of them are probably in French, but that's your problem, not mine.

You can browse what we brought back in the following link.

[ And as he's finally had way too much time to practice making links on computers, it doesn't even take a minute to attach it to his network clip, open for all those interested and willing to click strange links from some random guy. ]

And don't ask for anything rated -18. I didn't bring any movies like that back with us.

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[gamora]

You sound obnoxiously cheerful.

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[commentboxtroll]

[ He'll make sure to crank the cheerfulness to eleven just for her. ]

Hey, Gamora! Good to hear from you! [ Super cheerful. Super. ] Don't worry. It'll wear off too soon now that I'm back.

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[gamora]

Don't make me cut your return short.

( TOO MUCH CHEER )

[commentboxtroll]

[ Fine, fine, less cheer. ]

Seeing as I gained a few inches, I'd rather avoid anything involving the word short for now.

[gamora]

So what does that make you now? 5'4"?

[commentboxtroll]

No. I hit 5'4" last year. Now I'm 5'7"!

[gamora]

Isn't the average for males of your species somewhat taller?

( Gamora is surrounded by men who don't dip below 6'0", it's not her fault. )

[commentboxtroll]

[ She should meet his brother. He's 6'1" and it's horrible. ]

I'm focusing on how it's better than being 5'3".

[gamora]

( so only an inch taller than her. perfect. )

Not by much.

[commentboxtroll]

That's four more inches. That's not 'not much', that's a lot.

[gamora]

Talk to me when you break 5'10".

[commentboxtroll]

Let me climb up on a stool and I'll get right back to you on that.

[gamora]

I'll help you find one. Since you might not be tall enough to find it on your own.

[commentboxtroll]

No need. I get the feeling they would all hide if they heard you coming.

[gamora]

Nice to know stools have some sense of self-preservation.

[commentboxtroll]

Which makes them better at that than a large number of Transports...

[gamora]

You'd think they'd learn their lesson after a while.

[commentboxtroll]

Considering the rate of turnover, it's not that surprising. The older ones don't get that excuse, though.

[gamora]

I'll just have to break the newer ones in.