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[commentboxtroll]

So before the glow of coming back here after being somewhere much better for a year wears off and I decide I dislike you people all over again, I figured I'd better pass out the presents to the masses.

Don't expect anything specific, because it's really just a great big pile of media files. I had the dummy AI we took with us convert them into whatever runs on the tablets, so they should all work for the most part. It's just a lot of books, movies, music, and some other stuff from the 2900s. Some of them are probably in French, but that's your problem, not mine.

You can browse what we brought back in the following link.

[ And as he's finally had way too much time to practice making links on computers, it doesn't even take a minute to attach it to his network clip, open for all those interested and willing to click strange links from some random guy. ]

And don't ask for anything rated -18. I didn't bring any movies like that back with us.

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[biwinning]

That wath actually pretty cool of you.

[commentboxtroll]

And a whole lot lighter than bringing everyone wine...

[ Or whatever else France is supposedly known for. Snails? Probably snails. ]

I figured it'd be nice to have something to do that didn't require going outside here.

[biwinning]

My kind of activity. Fuck going outside when it'th like thith. Which it'll be. Forever. Tho fuck going outside forever, basically.

[commentboxtroll]

Not that it's all that much better indoors. I'm actually missing the old apartments.

[biwinning]

Uh, no wind chill and a fireplace? Way better than outdoorsth. But yeah, I miss the old apartments too.

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[oncearanger]

...one question before I open the list.

Are there any French translation books among them? That could be useful.

Or if we have anyone who speaks the language...

With such limited knowledge at our hands, I support expanding it whenever possible.

[commentboxtroll]

What, like a French dictionary or language books? I included a lot of textbooks and other similar books, so yes, there should be. Somewhere.

[ Probably blatantly obvious by having 'French something or other' in their titles, but it is a long list to go through! ]

[oncearanger]

That's perfect. So we can extract all this information...as I attempt to teach myself another language.

There are some similarities to Latin, so there's that.

[commentboxtroll]

It isn't too hard, although I suppose being stuck in a place that speaks it for so long kind of makes it quicker to pick up.

[ But he said another language. ]

What else do you know? Aside from Latin. I've decided I never want to deal with Latin ever again.

[oncearanger]

Just Latin and English.

I do know a small amount of Orcish from an old friend, though.

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[gamora]

You sound obnoxiously cheerful.

permavoice

[commentboxtroll]

[ He'll make sure to crank the cheerfulness to eleven just for her. ]

Hey, Gamora! Good to hear from you! [ Super cheerful. Super. ] Don't worry. It'll wear off too soon now that I'm back.

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[gamora]

Don't make me cut your return short.

( TOO MUCH CHEER )

[commentboxtroll]

[ Fine, fine, less cheer. ]

Seeing as I gained a few inches, I'd rather avoid anything involving the word short for now.

[crocodilesmiles]

Wait, so you left them all back in Paris?

( why did you even point that out Caesar why did you feed the troll who is not a troll )

[commentboxtroll]

I wasn't interested in going through your porno collection, Collette, so that's why.

[ because he can fight fire with fire, that's why. ]

[crocodilesmiles]

To vet what was worth watching?

( Her laughter is surprised. Wow, C! )

[commentboxtroll]

I already knew the answer to that: none of it.

not here

[alittlesweptup]

[BUT HOARDING ALL OF THIS.]

not here

[commentboxtroll]

[ Oh sure, badmouth his spaceship but hoard his movies. He sees how it is if there was anything to see! ]

not here

[alittlesweptup]

[That spaceship is stupid don't even pretend it's not. I mean sure it saved their asses but that's not the point.]

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[lazyinlove]

Why not?

[What good are movies rated boring?]

permavoice

[commentboxtroll]

Because I didn't have a way to filter them out from being mixed in with all the children's movies.

[lazyinlove]

you mean it would be work? Ask someone else to do it they probably will.

[commentboxtroll]

I didn't even go out and get any of those movies, much less brought them along.