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exsilium2012-06-30 01:26 am
leastfuckedup) wrote in exsilium2012-06-30 01:26 am
x1st Call | Voice
[ For the moment, the video function remains off. Which is a shame, because dem ginger curls. But he's testing the waters, so for now it's only the Scottish brogue that filters over the network. ]
It figures. The one time I dial 999 and nobody bloody answers.
[ It's probably a good thing no one answered; Ashley isn't even sure what he would have said. This was all too surreal already. ]
That's just typical; years of loyal service and putting up with government standards and this is the thanks I get.
So who am I talking to? To whom do I owe the great honour of experiencing this mental clusterfuck, and when do I get to wake up? More importantly, where can I find a pack of cigarettes. Mine's almost out.
[ All things considered, Ashley sounds pretty calm. His tone is light, if a bit annoyed, though the sarcasm that laces his every word runs deep. ]
It figures. The one time I dial 999 and nobody bloody answers.
[ It's probably a good thing no one answered; Ashley isn't even sure what he would have said. This was all too surreal already. ]
That's just typical; years of loyal service and putting up with government standards and this is the thanks I get.
So who am I talking to? To whom do I owe the great honour of experiencing this mental clusterfuck, and when do I get to wake up? More importantly, where can I find a pack of cigarettes. Mine's almost out.
[ All things considered, Ashley sounds pretty calm. His tone is light, if a bit annoyed, though the sarcasm that laces his every word runs deep. ]
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Well, they certainly hire us to try. [ You can't save them all, though. ]
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Strange. It's like they care.
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