x1st Call | Voice

[leastfuckedup]

[ For the moment, the video function remains off. Which is a shame, because dem ginger curls. But he's testing the waters, so for now it's only the Scottish brogue that filters over the network. ]

It figures. The one time I dial 999 and nobody bloody answers.

[ It's probably a good thing no one answered; Ashley isn't even sure what he would have said. This was all too surreal already. ]

That's just typical; years of loyal service and putting up with government standards and this is the thanks I get.

So who am I talking to? To whom do I owe the great honour of experiencing this mental clusterfuck, and when do I get to wake up? More importantly, where can I find a pack of cigarettes. Mine's almost out.

[ All things considered, Ashley sounds pretty calm. His tone is light, if a bit annoyed, though the sarcasm that laces his every word runs deep. ]

Comments

Re: video

[gorillawarfare]

I don't know what kind of scotch you're drinking, man.

Stuck as in we're breaking like nine laws of physics. Here as in England. I guess.

audio and the last one was audio :| perma-audio for now

[leastfuckedup]

I really don't think we're on the same page here. [ If you could see him, Marco, you'd be able to see the unimpressed stare. But lucky you! You can't, so you'll just have to pick it up in that tone of his. ]

England?

...Curious.

Re: audio and the last one was audio :| perma-audio for now

[gorillawarfare]

Shocking. Really and truly shocking. [ two can play at this game. angry alcoholic guy. ]

Oh wait, I got this.





And curiouser.

Audio

[leastfuckedup]

[ Okay, Ashley actually chuckles a bit at that. ]

Anyone said what part of England yet? [ Not that he expects to recognize anything, but hey. ]

Re: Audio

[gorillawarfare]

[ marco smirks. okay, he can't be all bad. he's laughing at the right material, at least ]

Dude, even if they did there's no hope of me remembering. Or of it being in the same area code anyways. Millenia change does that to a place.