exsilium | three; video

[ Hi so here's a video of this asshole sitting on the floor of her moonbase room, looking... messily festive. She's got a few strings of silver tinsel randomly wrapped around her head and shoulders, a string of blinking, multi coloured lights hanging over her wings, and there appears to be a snowman sticker stuck to her cheek. ]

Right so I've been packin' shit up and I realized I never said hey fuck you guys like I should've, so hey fuck you guys, especially you Earthy folk 'cause not a single one of you fucks told me about department stores. I mean fuckin' come on, look at all the shit they have -

[ She tilts the camera to the floor around her and wow yeah she sure has been robbing Walmarts. Actually you can't even see the floor itself, it's just... stuff, literally everywhere, with barely a thing in her suitcase (which still has all the tags on it) that's just laying there among the pile, open and abandoned. Apollo then sets the tablet back down on the bed so she can once again have her hands free. ]

Hey by the way, Donny and medfriends, got the shit you wanted. Got uh, little hammered there for a bit and I mighta temporarily lost the damn bag I put it all in but I got it again! You assholes still on the moon or didya take off to snowland already? And actually y'know what, speakin' of snowland, I'm gonna be real sweet and letcha haaaaave [ rustle rustle ] some of these too! [ Is that a box of flavoured condoms she's holding up right now, wow it sure is. ] Kinda figure it's cold as balls down there so hey, how 'bout some fruity humpin' to keep everyone warm? Like fuck you got uh, let's see. [ Reading from the back and adding her own embellishments: ] Grapedick? Sure! Bananadong? No problem! Berrycock? Gotcha fuckin' covered! [ God she looks so pleased with life right now. ] What a fuckin' world Earth is, hey?

By hey seriously it looks really goddamn cold down there and Metalhead ate the gloves I stole, anyone wanna help a tropical girl out and gimme somethin' to keep my fingers from freezin' the fuck off?

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Ahhh, I'm sure I can find something to entertain myself.

You'll have to teach me some tricks. I've learned a few, but it never hurts to add something to the repertoire. [The pronunciation is butchered, but still recognizable]

I'm sure you will too!

Aw of course sugar, always happy to share some of my tricks with someone who wants to see 'em! I'm sure at least some of 'em are good enough that you ain't ever gonna forget, so yeah, you'll find somethin' worthwhile to add to the collection.

Edited 2013-12-14 16:01 (UTC)

Well then, it's a date. [He throws in a wink to go with it]

Perfect! Guessin' you're planetside already, huh? There a place down there I can find you sometime?

I am, but I'm not set-up anywhere just yet. Gimme a jingle when you head down and I'll meet you at the halfway house they've got set up.

[Even if he was set up he probably wasn't going to go blabbing his address right away. Honor among thieves only went so far.]

There's a halfway house down there? [ She sounds more curious than anything else, really. ] Whatever yeah, that works.

[ Honestly she doesn't care where he lives anyway so it's all good - as long as she can meet with him someplace that's indoors and out of the cold she's happy. ]

Oh you know, where they drop you off. They've got a little space until they shove you out into the cold.

[He wasn't fond of it but at least it was where people passed through. And with the transporter there it was busy enough.]

At least they ain't dumpin' us straight into a snowbank right from the get go? I dunno that's somethin', I guess.

Nahh [He doesn't bother to keep the laughter out of his voice] they let you know they aren't going to give you any money or supplies and that they've got no room for you before they push you out to fend for yourself.

Not a fuckin' problem, fendin' for myself's kinda what I do so I ain't worried! I'll build my own damn shelter if I have to, whatever.

Sure would be nice to hit up a bar though. Drinking alone ain't quite the same. Getting a job sounds like a real crock of shit to me.

You tellin' me there ain't any bars around, or you sayin' you just don't wanna go alone? [ As for the idea of getting a job, well, she's just sort of laughing to herself about it. Pfft, jobs. ]

Bit of the second. Mostly though I don't have any cash. I just rolled in a few months ago with the clothes on my back [not the clothes he's currently wearing, which he's swiped on their supply run] and not much else. Gonna have to go time hopping at this rate.

Tellya what then; find us a bar, I'll go with you, and I'll drink you under the table, sound good? [ It sort of sounds like she's kidding, but she really does have a crazy alcohol tolerance. ] But yeah, time hoppin' supply runs are what's been keepin' me goin' for a while now.

Now that sounds like a pretty good goddamn plan. I've been putting it off. Truth be told I don't trust the damn machine as far as I can throw it, but I probably can't keep sitting on my thumbs.

I'm full of great ideas! You'll be fine, far as I know nobody's died or been stuck in time forever or whatever, I don't think you gotta fuss over it.

As far as you know. Ah well, at this point I'd jump into shark-infested waters to get away for a little while.

That'd be fun! Just take a knife with you, they ain't got shit if you stab 'em in the eyes.

Ha! I've got a gun, but I'll keep the knife thing in mind.

I used to be guns only, but life and the killin' shit spectrum really opens up when you add some knifework into the mix, y'know?

Can't say I don't know what you're talking about. [Still, he better be careful with this girl. He'd killed people before, when his life depended on it, but he'd also met enough people in his line of work that killed for fun with a side of profit. Best to keep an eye on them. Plus side, it would be fun to keep an eye on her.]

Well that's somethin' else we got in common then, huh? [ She's not quite that brand of crazy, but still, keeping an eye on her wasn't a bad idea. ]

I'd bet we can come up with a whole list.

We'll work on it over drinks an' whatnot, then!

Definitely.

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