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[ A good deal of you may not recognize this man: dark brown hair, blue eyes behind glasses staring soberly forward, and if you look for it, there are signs that the suit he's wearing hasn't been properly laundered for some time. He blinks before clearing his throat, then nods--at you, perhaps? ]

While we are on the subject of bringing order and usefulness here--

[ He pushes up those glasses. ]

As of today, I and my colleagues have started a freelance agency. To put it shortly, if you should need any service done--scientific research or development, bodyguard services, counseling, or cleaning, for example--any one of us will be able to assist you. For a negotiated fee, of course.

[ For the sake of a friendly appearance, he attempts a smile, though it seems a natural one. ]

I can guarantee that any task will be performed upon request for the right price.

[ The smile doesn't even fade as he again clears his throat. ]

Should anyone require our services, please contact me. My name is Seiichirou Tatsumi--Unit 141 in the East Wing, and you may contact me in any way you see fit. You may also contact Asato Tsuzuki, Yutaka Watari, or Hisoka Kurosaki--these three gentlemen and I will be happy to serve any way that we can.

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Comments

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[hashtagyolt]

Any task, you say.

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For the right price, yes. Do you have a task in mind?

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[hashtagyolt]

No, I just think you out to consider some fine print with that wording.

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I don't believe I will run into an issue. Especially considering there is no pricing regulation. If the price cannot be paid, the service cannot be rendered.

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[hashtagyolt]

That totally wasn't what I meant, but I appreciate your capitalism and singlemindedness. Good going there.

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That was a small joke. It goes without saying that any task involving the harming of innocents isn't one that will be met. I'm sure that that is what you meant.

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[scienceinacan]

[ But what about UNintentional harming of innocents by potion ? ]

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[ Watari-sense: tingling ]

[scienceinacan]

[ You better add it in your fine-print that science-related mishaps (short of death) are a-okay! ]

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[ HOW ABOUT JUST AVOIDING SCIENCE-RELATED MISHAPS ]

[scienceinacan]

[ But that's another source of revenue! You can't axe it completely! ]

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[hashtagyolt]

Well, you're getting warmer, at least.

I still say you want some fine print in there. You know, just to cover your collective ass.

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Believe me, that is something that is in the works. Your concern is appreciated.

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[hashtagyolt]

You're welcome.