exsilium | A short list without an App to list it (Audio & Text)

[the feed clicks to audio, and suddenly there's a very loud enthusiastic greeting.]

Hellooooo Exsilium!

Nailed it.

[the greeting ends as soon as its last syllable of "um" drops, and the post switches to text.]

Great! Everyone heard that, right? Now that the whole pleasantries thing is out of the way (as well as our B-Movie undead run-for-your-life quasi-fiasco), there are some suggestions that I must present to make us all the more comfortable. Please kindly lend your ears and open your hearts! The Initiative is welcome to take such suggestions, so I hope you've your ears open. I've condensed these to a brief number! Onward!

(1) A party every Saturday featuring the round Italian pastry covered in a copious variety of cured meats. I also propose that we're offered a number of stylish festive hats for the occasion. Top hats are in season, and nothing is complete without some kind of festive hat to show our enthusiasm.

(2) While I hardly mean to offend the technology offered to us by our captors, we're left regrettably with a single App that does a single boring thing and absolutely no games! I would settle for Birds of the Angry Emotional Feelings, or perhaps the Saga of Crushed Candy! Anything mind-numbing to pass the time. Even some Exsilium produced space-cat forum!

As a side note, anything of interest and practical use may also be warranted for App exploration. Perhaps something for these "missions" I've heard so much about. Or lists. Yes, lots and lots of Apps for lists. Perhaps a App of lists that lists all the App lists.

(3) Also include the Internet On-Line World in the suggestion above.

(4) I suspect it vital that we all learn how to walk on the moon. We're in luck! I've heard of what's appropriately dubbed "the moon walk." It's a series of difficult steps in Midgardian dance that cause the illusion that you're walking forward, yet you're walking back! Quite helpful in the scheme of things while we take residence.

This is a very small list for those of us who have been captured from our homes and drafted into an unknown future-war that none of us even had suspect of happening! All in favor of boosting morale.

Oh, yes.

I see that some of you are quite aware of the handle of "Loki." If you could give me any such knowledge of your experiences with this fellow I would be eternally grateful. Eternally grateful ... IN SPACE!

Posted from my StarkPhone

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It's debatable if he'd know what it is even if it hit him in the face.

I think that's too subtle.

Doesn't matter, he'd just ignore it anyway.

It's true. Maybe it'd be a different story if it danced in front of him naked?

[He is or isn't implying something here, and is or isn't just using an Earth expression.]

No.

No one is immune to that, Adam.

( YOU WANNA BET. )

[COME ON GAMORA YOUR PAST THING IS NOT A SECRET. And he doesn't necessarily have to be talking about you, either! IT WAS A JOKE.

We all know Phyla probably would've except for the, you know, betrayal.]

( THE PAST THING THAT TOOK YEARS TO ACTUALLY GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE OF THIS EXACT PROBLEM.

Phyla would just have had to ask nicely. Where is the goody-two shoes walking daddy issue when you need her. )

[Dead?]

voice;

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It doesn't matter. It's an appropriate discussion to be having when there's a small child involved. [Way to inspire faith, Pete.]

He's not that small.

[Shut up he's been totally trustworthy with Oz.]

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[well, he's got him there. how do human children age??]

Then he's old enough to voice his discomfort.

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( R U SERIOUS RN PETER JASON QUILL )

What do you think?

( and do you want to continue with this line of thought. )

[Gamora he's having fun AND YOU KNOW HE'S RIGHT.]

I think the situation is getting pretty dire.

[EVASIVE MANEUVERS. ISH.]

I think leading the Guardians has given you a skewed sense of 'dire'.

( THIS IS ALSO NOT A LIE. )

I need something that's not "rips in the fabric of reality" to be the dire situation once in awhile. Just for a change of pace.

Adam actually having fun might be more worrisome than the alternative.

( like everything involving the magus. )

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Re: voice;

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There are kids here.

- oh yeah. Well. How old are you?

How old are you?

A lot older than you no matter what.

You're old. Ah, it seems you're around the age where you may start feeling a strange compulsion to yell about things and boss people around.

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A big hammer.

I dunno. We had plenty of those around from time to time, but they don't seem like they'd do much good.