exsilium | A short list without an App to list it (Audio & Text)

[the feed clicks to audio, and suddenly there's a very loud enthusiastic greeting.]

Hellooooo Exsilium!

Nailed it.

[the greeting ends as soon as its last syllable of "um" drops, and the post switches to text.]

Great! Everyone heard that, right? Now that the whole pleasantries thing is out of the way (as well as our B-Movie undead run-for-your-life quasi-fiasco), there are some suggestions that I must present to make us all the more comfortable. Please kindly lend your ears and open your hearts! The Initiative is welcome to take such suggestions, so I hope you've your ears open. I've condensed these to a brief number! Onward!

(1) A party every Saturday featuring the round Italian pastry covered in a copious variety of cured meats. I also propose that we're offered a number of stylish festive hats for the occasion. Top hats are in season, and nothing is complete without some kind of festive hat to show our enthusiasm.

(2) While I hardly mean to offend the technology offered to us by our captors, we're left regrettably with a single App that does a single boring thing and absolutely no games! I would settle for Birds of the Angry Emotional Feelings, or perhaps the Saga of Crushed Candy! Anything mind-numbing to pass the time. Even some Exsilium produced space-cat forum!

As a side note, anything of interest and practical use may also be warranted for App exploration. Perhaps something for these "missions" I've heard so much about. Or lists. Yes, lots and lots of Apps for lists. Perhaps a App of lists that lists all the App lists.

(3) Also include the Internet On-Line World in the suggestion above.

(4) I suspect it vital that we all learn how to walk on the moon. We're in luck! I've heard of what's appropriately dubbed "the moon walk." It's a series of difficult steps in Midgardian dance that cause the illusion that you're walking forward, yet you're walking back! Quite helpful in the scheme of things while we take residence.

This is a very small list for those of us who have been captured from our homes and drafted into an unknown future-war that none of us even had suspect of happening! All in favor of boosting morale.

Oh, yes.

I see that some of you are quite aware of the handle of "Loki." If you could give me any such knowledge of your experiences with this fellow I would be eternally grateful. Eternally grateful ... IN SPACE!

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A lot older than you no matter what.

You're old. Ah, it seems you're around the age where you may start feeling a strange compulsion to yell about things and boss people around.

Yeah, well, that does help get things done.

Odin's stones! You're already afflicted with it!

It happens to everybody, one day.

( wait hang on. )

Are you from Asgard?

( GOOD JOB GAMORA YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF TWO ASGARDIANS CAME IN HANDY. )

Er, aye. I'm of Asgard. You know of Asgard?

I've been.

( LIKE ONCE TO HELP ODIN OUT WITH A CRAZY THOR

and this is the first and only time blood and thunder will ever be referenced in a tag. )

[makes all the things terrible because Loki.]

Did you find it as hospitable as claimed? I hear we have three and a half of four stars.

Don't actually remember, we were too busy making sure Thor didn't kill everyone.

( this may or may not be a gross exaggeration. )

That ... doesn't exactly sound like Thor. That sounds like trouble!

Something about him having gone crazy. It's no more trouble than the usual.

( THERE IS A SHRUG IN HER VOICE. )

Edited 2013-11-12 18:55 (UTC)

[THAT'S NOTHING TO SHRUG OVER. THOR!1!]

When exactly was this? You know, in cohesive, Midgardian time. That would help.

I don't know. Years, at least five.

( COMICS TIME. )

That puts it in some perspective.

My thanks.

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