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[hostage]

Okay first off, before y'all start yelling at me, I been assured that we got plenty of supplies for this and I ain't cutting into our rations. Everybody's been doing a good job going on missions and bringing us stuff, so thanks for that. You guys are awesome.

So most of you know what I'm gonna say next: it's almost time to bake cookies. New guys, the deal is that we usually do this every month. It's a little something to help new arrivals feel better about being stuck here. We get together, we bake cookies, and then we pass 'em out on the first of the month and talk for a while with anybody who's got questions or needs a shoulder to cry on or whatever. It's just a nice thing we try to do.

Last month sucked but we're picking it back up again now, so anybody who wants to help out, we'll be having ourselves a little Halloween party in the cafeteria and baking all night. It's fun. You don't gotta be no master chef or nothing, I'll help you out.

And speaking of that, too - I heard some people ain't been eating right 'cause they don't know how to cook. That's messed up, yo. Don't stay quiet about something like that, okay. Ask for help. Nobody wants you starving and getting sick up here. If you can't cook for yourself, just come and find me. I'll make you something. You won't be bothering me 'cause I'm bored outta my mind anyway. I'm in 144 right now, so you can stop by or leave a message. Jesse Pinkman. It says right there on your screen.

Aight, I'm done.

Comments

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[controlledvariable]

Should I pretend to look surprised...?

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[hostage]

Ouch.

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[controlledvariable]

[lolshrug]

Well, it's not like I can throw stones.

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[hostage]

Nothing wrong with it, either.

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[controlledvariable]

With me being easy or with you being easy?

[There was probably just a vaguely alarmed "what?" in the background.]

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[hostage]

Either. Both. Whatever.

[Hi, Saul.]

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[controlledvariable]

Probably best being easy together.

[STEPHANIE STOP]

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[hostage]

If that's how you want it.

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[controlledvariable]

I dunno, I'd feel kinda bad if Saul punched you in the face.

[because

you know]

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[hostage]

Eh, happens all the time.

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[controlledvariable]

Come on, Jesse, you were supposed to say it'd be worth it!

[She's so disappointed!]

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[hostage]

I thought you hated me throwing lines at you.

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[controlledvariable]

When did I ever say that?

[probably like five different times but shh]

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[hostage]

Okay, well, it would be worth it. But he'd probably shoot me, not punch me.

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[controlledvariable]

I'll take his stupid taser gun so you don't have to worry.

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[hostage]

Thanks.

[But he's pretty sure Saul would use a real gun.]

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[controlledvariable]

I'm here to help.

[Nevermind she's kind of the one getting him in trouble in the first place.]

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[hostage]

That's in the job description, huh.

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[controlledvariable]

Just a bit, yeah. I signed a contract and everything.

[shut up, steph]

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[hostage]

Wow, what else is in there?

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[controlledvariable]

Oh, you know, a non-disclosure statement about secret IDs, a waiver so I can't sue for child endangerment, the usual.

[her tone is light, mostly, except for a slightly bitter edge.]

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[hostage]

[Wow, comics are way less fun in real life.]

Sounds bunk if you ask me. Better ask Saul about it.

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[controlledvariable]

[y u p]

I should, huh? I should be get my money's worth, if nothing else.

[nevermind that she literally only paid him a marque]