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I don't know about you guys, but I was done with this moon business about three weeks ago.

Now I know we have some intrepid young and not so young adventurers out there, who wants a chance to earn a little extra cash when we get back to Earth, eh? Or maybe I can hook you up with a nicer suite. Housing building penthouse. Sounds great, right? All you gotta do is take a spin in the time machine and get me a few things. I got a specific list, and I'll make sure you're getting to the right places to get 'em, but here's an idea of what I need:

onions
cactus
snake(s)
six pack of beer (anything but light)
some of those little package noodles

If you're interested, let me know.

[ NPC intro! Trish cannot ACTUALLY pay you more or get you better housing but she'll let you think she can. ]

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Paying people to use the Transporter for your stupid wishlist? That's a new low.

Well I guess SOMEONE doesn't want a My Bitty Horsey band-aid next check up.

Oh no.

Hey I have a reason for every single item on that list. A very valid reason.

I refuse to believe that the beer and packaged noodles are for anything but yourself.

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[He ain't interested but he's critical so hello.]

And just what the hell do you need snakes for?

That is super top secret classified.

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Yes, this sounds incredibly official.

[Sarcasm through text? Hell yes.]

It is extremely official. The most official of official things yet.

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Something wrong with your time-travel capabilities?

I'm not authorized to go on any of the fun rides. Not unless I'm needed for something.

I see. I'm gonna guess this is a ban under the heading of "can't be trusted because blah blah something", right?

Wrong. More like "we only let transports have all the fun".

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i thought we couldn't bring living things through the transporter?

unless you want a dead cactus and a dead snake

and if you do i don't want to know why

You can't, not last time I checked. But as close to alive as possible would be great.

Cactus'll be fine as long as it doesn't rot, and the snakes I need their venom more than the snake itself.

what do you want snake venom for?

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Only the most nefarious purposes, promise.

Ever heard of homeopathic remedies?

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And here I'd thought that we'd left the ludicrous inflation of the common onion behind us. This is truly an economic tragedy to behold.

Come on, you know you want to get in on this. First onion farm on the moon! Think of how rich we'll be.

Oh, without a doubt; all of those rich onion-less millionaires living their dreadfully boring lives back on Earth will be practically beating down our door for a taste of the product. Unfortunately my scruples won't allow me to further destroy the precarious economic state, even at my own gain.

Suit yourself. I'll just keep my onion fortune to myself.

What's with the pink?

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Cactus.

Cactus. Yes.

Why?

Why not? Maybe I just want to start a cactus farm.

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