Aubrey ([personal profile] outshine) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-10-12 07:08 pm

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I don't know about you guys, but I was done with this moon business about three weeks ago.

Now I know we have some intrepid young and not so young adventurers out there, who wants a chance to earn a little extra cash when we get back to Earth, eh? Or maybe I can hook you up with a nicer suite. Housing building penthouse. Sounds great, right? All you gotta do is take a spin in the time machine and get me a few things. I got a specific list, and I'll make sure you're getting to the right places to get 'em, but here's an idea of what I need:

onions
cactus
snake(s)
six pack of beer (anything but light)
some of those little package noodles

If you're interested, let me know.


[ NPC intro! Trish cannot ACTUALLY pay you more or get you better housing but she'll let you think she can. ]
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[personal profile] mathematician 2013-10-13 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Paying people to use the Transporter for your stupid wishlist? That's a new low.
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[personal profile] mathematician 2013-10-13 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I refuse to believe that the beer and packaged noodles are for anything but yourself.

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-10-13 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He ain't interested but he's critical so hello.]

And just what the hell do you need snakes for?
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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-10-13 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, this sounds incredibly official.

[Sarcasm through text? Hell yes.]

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[personal profile] getoffmyearth 2013-10-13 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Something wrong with your time-travel capabilities?
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[personal profile] getoffmyearth 2013-10-19 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. I'm gonna guess this is a ban under the heading of "can't be trusted because blah blah something", right?

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controlledvariable: (Batgirl -- that doesn't look fun)

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[personal profile] controlledvariable 2013-10-13 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i thought we couldn't bring living things through the transporter?

unless you want a dead cactus and a dead snake

and if you do i don't want to know why
controlledvariable: (Batgirl -- yeah idk man)

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[personal profile] controlledvariable 2013-10-13 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
what do you want snake venom for?

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[personal profile] thorny 2013-10-13 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I'd thought that we'd left the ludicrous inflation of the common onion behind us. This is truly an economic tragedy to behold.
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[personal profile] thorny 2013-10-13 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, without a doubt; all of those rich onion-less millionaires living their dreadfully boring lives back on Earth will be practically beating down our door for a taste of the product. Unfortunately my scruples won't allow me to further destroy the precarious economic state, even at my own gain.

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