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[outshine]

I don't know about you guys, but I was done with this moon business about three weeks ago.

Now I know we have some intrepid young and not so young adventurers out there, who wants a chance to earn a little extra cash when we get back to Earth, eh? Or maybe I can hook you up with a nicer suite. Housing building penthouse. Sounds great, right? All you gotta do is take a spin in the time machine and get me a few things. I got a specific list, and I'll make sure you're getting to the right places to get 'em, but here's an idea of what I need:

onions
cactus
snake(s)
six pack of beer (anything but light)
some of those little package noodles

If you're interested, let me know.

[ NPC intro! Trish cannot ACTUALLY pay you more or get you better housing but she'll let you think she can. ]

Comments

[mathematician]

Paying people to use the Transporter for your stupid wishlist? That's a new low.

[outshine]

Well I guess SOMEONE doesn't want a My Bitty Horsey band-aid next check up.

[mathematician]

Oh no.

[outshine]

Hey I have a reason for every single item on that list. A very valid reason.

[mathematician]

I refuse to believe that the beer and packaged noodles are for anything but yourself.

[outshine]

I was going to share! I do need to be at the top of my game though.

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[icy_heavens]

[He ain't interested but he's critical so hello.]

And just what the hell do you need snakes for?

[outshine]

That is super top secret classified.

[icy_heavens]

Yes, this sounds incredibly official.

[Sarcasm through text? Hell yes.]

[outshine]

It is extremely official. The most official of official things yet.

[mathematician]

The top of your game, on packaged noodles? If you're going to bother to use my machine for petty reasons, don't just get bad ramen.

[outshine]

You don't know me. You have no idea what sort of homeopathic properties package noodles have.

[icy_heavens]

And I suppose the beer is of dire importance as well?

[mathematician]

Homeopathic means addiction to not-so-great chemicals in this case, I take it.

[outshine]

Hey! Hey. I'm the medic here. Go back to your little time machine and do... time stuff, I don't know.

[outshine]

You got it. You're a sharp one, huh?

[mathematician]

A medic with an addiction problem doesn't set a good precedent, does it?

[outshine]

Addiction my ass. It is really too much to ask for some creature comforts on this shitty cold rock?

[icy_heavens]

Nothing on this list is that important.

[outshine]

That's why I'm the medic here and you're not.

[icy_heavens]

Beer and package noodles are not medical supplies.

[outshine]

Maybe not to you they're not.

[getoffmyearth]

Something wrong with your time-travel capabilities?

[icy_heavens]

Then by all means, enlighten me as to their healing properties.

[mathematician]

You're missing the point. I'm saying why go for packaged ramen soup when you could just take a broth from a fancy 20th century French restaurant?

Then again, I'm also not a Temporal scientist. I don't know the repercussions of doing that.