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[weapabilities]

[ Drift winces a smile and waves at the screen awkwardly. ]

Hello. For those of you who are unfamiliar, my name is Drift. I've been fixing up what appears to be an old warehouse or factory, but I've found myself with a surplus of space.

I've been thinking about what to do with it, but I'm coming up with nothing. So... if there was anyone looking for a safe place to stay, I'd be willing to give you a room here.

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask.

Thank you.

Comments

[eyecontact]

The whats?

[weapabilities]

The Constructicons. Kind of what it says on the tin. They construct things.

[eyecontact]

I guess I should've figured...
What do they look like?

[weapabilities]

In a word? Boxy. In many words? Boxy, unpleasant, terrible paint jobs. I mean wow, yellow and purple on guys as big as they are? Not flattering.

[eyecontact]

Yellow and purple isn't so bad...
But if they're rude then that doesn't really make a difference does it?

[weapabilities]

Well don't get me wrong, its a fine color combo, but on guys that big it tends to. Well. Yeah. Also think more along the lines of neon.

Yeah, rude would be an understatement.

[eyecontact]

Then I guess it's nice they're not around to be unpleasant...

[weapabilities]

Yeah. Just wish I had their building prowess. But I digress... might you know anyone who needs a room?

[eyecontact]

I'm not sure off the top of my head :\
Which is weird since everyone's all crammed in these apartments...and someone might like the idea of being somewhere else.
Since maybe it might be less chance of getting a spaceship dropped on them.

[weapabilities]

... Do you think it's because I'm scary?

[eyecontact]

I don't think you're scary...you're really nice.
But maybe if someone came from somewhere with scary robots...

[weapabilities]

Well thank you. I don't know then, maybe they're just shy.

[eyecontact]

Maybe. But I bet someone will be interested sooner or later. A change of scenery is nice sometimes.

[weapabilities]

I hope so. You should stop by and take a look sometime. I'm actually pretty proud of all this work! And I found a lot of "Christmas" lights, which I think really add some atmosphere.

[eyecontact]

That does sound pretty...
Where is it at?

[weapabilities]

[ He sends the address over ]

I could come pick you up if you'd like.

[eyecontact]

It doesn't seem to be too far...I can walk there. :)
And if that fails, there's a bus.

[weapabilities]

Okay! When can I expect you?

[eyecontact]

Maybe in an hour or so? It shouldn't be longer than that.

[weapabilities]

Okay. See you then!