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[weapabilities]

[ Drift winces a smile and waves at the screen awkwardly. ]

Hello. For those of you who are unfamiliar, my name is Drift. I've been fixing up what appears to be an old warehouse or factory, but I've found myself with a surplus of space.

I've been thinking about what to do with it, but I'm coming up with nothing. So... if there was anyone looking for a safe place to stay, I'd be willing to give you a room here.

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask.

Thank you.

Comments

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[ultragorgeous]

...a robot that speaks?

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[weapabilities]

[ Huff. ]

I'm not a robot. I'm a cybertronian. I mean, I guess I kind of am a robot, but not in the... literal sense.

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[ultragorgeous]

Cyber...

...I see. Well! Who made you?

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[weapabilities]

Nobody made me. My whole species is inorganic.

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[boundbyheart]

I'd like a room. What would I be paying?

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[weapabilities]

No payment, since I'm... not exactly paying for the place either. Don't really have much need of money besides frivolous things.

Just look after yourself and send me your full name and a few ways to contact you in case you know. The place burns down or something.

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[boundbyheart]

Kagura, the only way you can contact me is through here.

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[weapabilities]

Got it. Oh ah... you don't have a surname? Then again I guess that would be a human thing, too.

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[gaburincho]

[OH MY GOD IT'S A ROBOT GUY. Daigo--and the little red tyrannosaurus rex robot tucked up under his chin, peeking into the frame--both look extremely interested.]

Yo! I'm Daigo, but everybody just calls me King. Nice to meechya! I don't need a place to crash, or anything, but that's a pretty nice offer. You got room in there for a fight?

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[weapabilities]

Nice to meet you, Daigo...

A fight? Well I do have space cleared our for sparring if that's what you mean. You're interested? In... fighting me?

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[ultragorgeous]

How very odd.

What happens when you break down, then? Do you repair yourself? Certainly, if you were not made by a genius like myself, there must be imperfections.

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[weapabilities]

We have doctors and medics. It's not all that odd, you're just another racist organic if that's how you see it. Not that it's uncommon.

[ This guy reminds him of Brainstorm. ]

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[boundbyheart]

No, people of my world do have surnames, I just don't.

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[ultragorgeous]

GRRRR!

I am NOT a racist organic! Maybe you're the racist one, if you have to call me such a thing!

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[weapabilities]

Then don't make assertions about my species. I mean, it is very popular to hate cybertronians where I come from. Most of the sentient life is organic.

[ let's not mention the incredibly destructive war that made everyone hate cybertronians nope... ]

[crocodilesmiles]

One word.

Bounce house!

( That's two words, and she's happy to see you, Drift. )

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[spellcastes]

[ Curiously; ]

Have you made rooms at this place?

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[weapabilities]

A few, yes. They were probably offices before.

[weapabilities]

Colette!

... What's a 'bounce house'? Also I haven't seen you in quite a while. I was starting to worry.

[eyecontact]

Hi Drift.
How are you doing lately? Besides keeping busy that is...

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[spellcastes]

That's very kind of you. I imagine -- I imagine there are plenty of those who are in need of it, at the very least.

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[weapabilities]

Hm. No 'family'?

[weapabilities]

Hey there! Long time no see. I've been okay. Just trying to stay useful. What about you?

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[weapabilities]

Oh I don't know. Seems like a waste to have all this space to myself.

So far I've got a couple of takers. Not as many as I expected, I hope my appearance isn't scaring people off.

[eyecontact]

Kind of the same I guess...except I haven't been fixing buildings.