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[psychopath]

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!

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[inafadingcrown]

[Oh, please. That is such feigned surprise that she won't even bother remarking upon it.]

The lady might have once, when she was young and unwed.

[psychopath]

[:c he's not fooling her isn't he.]

Well, if you were young then, you have aged quite gracefully.

[inafadingcrown]

[don't feel bad, not many people do. c:]

A rather simple feat for one of my race; Elves do not age in the manner of Men.

[psychopath]

I guessed by the pointed ears.

[is that a faux pas or something, jack isn't very sure.]

Still, it would be rude to ask a lady her age.

[inafadingcrown]

So I have been told. [That's not really a rule in Elven society.]

[psychopath]

[don't worry, jack is pretty nosy though.]

...but let me be rude for a moment and...err, are you over a century old?

[inafadingcrown]

[A laugh] I am far older. Shall I give you an estimate, or would you prefer to guess?

[psychopath]

[INTERNAL SCREECHING INTENSIFIES]

What! [and his look of surprise is pretty genuine.] I should like to guess. Erm! Five hundred!

[inafadingcrown]

[She is way too amused about this. Elf trolling. It's a thing.] Oh, five hundred is still quite young. I much older.

[psychopath]

[galadriel pls this just makes him want to dissect u sry]

How can anyone even live that long...I, I, [he sounds unsure,] a thousand?

[inafadingcrown]

[Try and she will shank you. :D]

At least eight times that, in fact.

[psychopath]

[cmon jack doesn't even consider her a threat right now.

until she answers, that is.]

...

[and he stares at the feed in complete shock.]

Seriously?

[and almost like an afterthought,] Milady?

[inafadingcrown]

As I said, Elves do not age in the manner of Men. [As if that explains everything.]