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[psychopath]

Ladies, gentlemen, a question: what do you look for in a significant other?

[he's grinning something fierce, like he's a host of a dating show or something. don't answer him, he's just going to use what you'll tell him against you when it suits him :c]

Looks, property, good with their hands, an excellent cook? Willing to die for you on missions? Takes a bath every week? I'm curious, this sort of thing isn't spoken about in my time!

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[psychopath]

[galadriel pls this just makes him want to dissect u sry]

How can anyone even live that long...I, I, [he sounds unsure,] a thousand?

[inafadingcrown]

[Try and she will shank you. :D]

At least eight times that, in fact.

[psychopath]

[cmon jack doesn't even consider her a threat right now.

until she answers, that is.]

...

[and he stares at the feed in complete shock.]

Seriously?

[and almost like an afterthought,] Milady?

[inafadingcrown]

As I said, Elves do not age in the manner of Men. [As if that explains everything.]