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[The video flickers on upside-down for a moment before Spike flips it over after a little squinting. He looks pretty annoyed, slightly tired, and sort of disappointed with everything in general.]
Alright. I have a little question for you all, in case anyone knows for sure.
Does the sun in this godforsaken place ever come fully out at all? I hope it does. Because if this is really a whole new world, then I've finally found a place where the sun doesn't immediately set me on fire if I step into it. Or that's how it should work, anyway, I think. But then if it turns out that the sun barely shows up anyway... what good does that do?
[He makes a disgusted sound and waves a hand.] That would really make my day, wouldn't it. If it honestly is just all rain and gloom every day, that's another thing to strike out while I'm searching for one single redeeming quality that this bloody place has. That search is getting old very quickly, as a side-note.
Anyone have an answer?
Alright. I have a little question for you all, in case anyone knows for sure.
Does the sun in this godforsaken place ever come fully out at all? I hope it does. Because if this is really a whole new world, then I've finally found a place where the sun doesn't immediately set me on fire if I step into it. Or that's how it should work, anyway, I think. But then if it turns out that the sun barely shows up anyway... what good does that do?
[He makes a disgusted sound and waves a hand.] That would really make my day, wouldn't it. If it honestly is just all rain and gloom every day, that's another thing to strike out while I'm searching for one single redeeming quality that this bloody place has. That search is getting old very quickly, as a side-note.
Anyone have an answer?

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And zombies. There were zombies before. Also monsters? Big ones! Lots of them. But they're gone now!
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Your cheeriness is even more surprising now. What was that about chipping?
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Sounds like a lark. Lucky them. But they all got removed, you said? Good.
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Yeah, from all of us! Turns out it's hard to keep any of us pinned down. Anyway, did you catch on to how the um... United Earth people are all drugged and mindwashed?
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There's two kind of soldiers they have, too. Normal guys, like -- I guess not you, but like most people -- and the ones who're modified through gene therapy. They have even less of a chance of being their own people, and are that much ore dangerous to anyone facing off against one.