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[duplicitoussight]

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Comments

[ringwizard]

Shows how much you're listening...

[He's pretty sure his complaints have been clear enough, but then it's not like Nitoh listens much anyway.]

I'd worry about you getting too wild. No fur rugs in the apartment. Or mounted animal heads. [He doesn't argue the way Nitoh laughs off cute, satisfied with himself nonetheless as he leans back against the couch's arm.] Well, why would I, when you do it so much better?

[ringbeast]

[He just laughs.]

Yeah, but I'd make it all look good. I'm kinda lookin' for something cool like that to put up in my room. I guess I'll have to see how things go at the flea markets.

[He starts the cooking and grins.]

Well, I'm no chef, but I'm not sure I wanna risk whatever you might be making.

[ringwizard]

[Haruto groans, low.]

I have to sleep in there too, you know.

[As if it isn't creepy enough with the ghosts.]

Hey! My congee didn't kill you, did it?

[ringbeast]

[He laughs from the kitchen]

Congee was invented cos some guy left the rice on too long! The whole recipe is just screwin' stuff up!

[He turns up the heat to let the sizzle of melting lard cover Haruto's indignant retort and smirks as he waits for the pan to cool down enough to make th eggs soft-yolked instead of burned.]

[ringwizard]

[SCOWLING. LOTS OF SCOWLING.

He grumbles under his breath about you being a screwup, but that felt both mean and weak, so he doesn't repeat it.]

The only screwup here is me still finding you attractive.