4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

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((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

[postpones]

Why is that?

[inafadingcrown]

I have been open about my gifts for well over eight thousand years and none have troubled me yet.

[postpones]

Okay, I [this message took a while to compose due to the extended pause here from sheer bewilderment] have to ask whether you meant it unironically.

Can't really tell.

[inafadingcrown]

I am entirely serious.

[postpones]

Eight thousand years, as in 29200000+ days, comprised of twenty-four hours each.

watch her make this worse

[inafadingcrown]

To my best estimation, yes. We counted time differently before the sun, of course, and there is some conversion involved in my answer.

gdit Beth

[postpones]

[omfg she's talking...typing...to a FOSSIL.

mind: blown]

[postpones]

[on one hand, she still has the urge to demand proof, on the other, she understands how inappropriate it would be were Galadriel's claim indeed true]

Did you foresee us having this conversation, too?

[inafadingcrown]

Not at all. It is a pleasant surprise.

[postpones]

I suppose the novelty of knowing everything in advance would have dried up long ago.

[aka, "you're welcome"]

[inafadingcrown]

Very long ago indeed. [Like...when she was a child.]

[postpones]

How does it work, exactly? Like, can you just turn it off and on at will?

[or is that a fossil skill from age and experience too...]

[inafadingcrown]

Not precisely, no. There are times when I chose to seek out visions, but there are also times when they come unbidden.

[postpones]

Despite the eight thousand years. [fffuuuuuu

and Oriko hasn't even been prescient for a literal fraction of that, she realizes.

that "omfg" just went and expanded itself]

[inafadingcrown]

Even if I could limit what I see, I would not. That visions are unbidden does not mean that they come without purpose.

[postpones]

[her reply comes after a longer-than-usual pause again, but of a different sort]

But the purpose is for you to decide, as well.

[inafadingcrown]

Is it? Or is it only for me to discern?

[postpones]

ww

I wouldn't know! I should be the one asking you that.

[inafadingcrown]

"ww?" [What on Earth does that mean?]

The matter is debated by many, of course. I firmly believe the latter.

[postpones]

To each their own. I'm not entirely certain I can tell the difference.

And "ww" was laughing. Like "lol," I guess. [kinda happened before she thought too deeply about it, oops]