exsilium | 4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

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4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

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Indoors?? Like a NEET??? www
If you're spring... ah, good!
Beware of old friends! In fact, spend time away from them!! Go out and make new friends this month to prevent yourself from becoming a reclusive mushroom in this rain ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

I don't know what a NEET is. What?

But I don't have any old friends to beware.

Someone who lives indoors. Don't worry, I'm sure you aren't too much of one lol
And if that's the case... nothing's stopping you from reaching good fortune!

But I didn't have a choice, I couldn't leave.

But how can I beware people that don't exist? This all seems flawed.

[Oh. He regrets throwing out that phrase so carelessly now.]

Couldn't leave?? Ah, what was this Columbia anyway if you don't mind me asking? (・_・ヾ
And come on, come on. Surely you've had friends before you came here.

A flying city. And there was Booker, but I'd only just met him. Otherwise...no.

A flying city?! That sounds really amazing...!
And what about here?

It is. I've met a few people, yes.

How did they keep it up there?? Did it have wings?
That's good, that's good, then. I hope you get settled in just fine.

No, Doctor Lutece invented a type of energy field that allows things to float at an atomic level. I don't really understand the specifics of it, I'm afraid. I seem to be doing okay so far. I have a cat now.

[--that sounds way more complicated than it has to be for a flying city.]

Levitation then?? Woooow, that must've been quite the sight!
loool it seems like it's really easy to find cats in this city!

Well it was the only form of levitation that didn't require a constant supply of fuel or energy. There was a squirrel giving them away.

Ah... do you mean to say that there was a cat chasing a squirrel??

No. He was herding them.

That sounds like a rather far-fetched tale.

He said his name was 'Sir Codpiece.' He had three of them in little harnesses, and he was taking them door to door in the apartment building. Honestly, it does, but I'm not even sure how I could even make something like that up.

[Sir Codpiece--? That's ridiculous. Absolutely completely silly and oh god no he needs a moment to shove away his tablet and to rest his head on his knees because he's giggling so hard that he feels like his stomach might burst. Sir Codpiece?

A minute or so later:]

I get it, I get it! So those cats were Sir Codpiece's noble steeds. How fortunate for you to gain a wonderful new and noble pet.

Well, he was treating them more like livestock, I think. But he had a pretty black and white one that seemed to enjoy chewing on my thumb so I took her.

You like the feistier sorts of cats, then?? (｀・ω・´)”
If I were you, I would've picked a nice, lazy one.

I've never had one before. Why would you want a lazy pet?

They're less trouble, obviously!
When you want to carry them somewhere, they won't protest.
When you need to feed them, you don't have to deal with any finicky behavior.
Plus, they don't protest as much when you want to sleep on them! (☆^ー^☆)

It sounds like you would rather have a stuffed doll.

I'm much too old for dolls.

But it still sounds like what you want.

A lazy animal for a lazy person...
It's an ideal set-up.