4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

[overclocking]

[Being Rosette's assistant--]

I'm an Exorcist.

[duplicitoussight]

Uwah, no way!!!
Did you fight things like ghosts and demons??
--ah, wait, how does that relate to knowing how to crash cars??

[overclocking]

Demons, ghosts, spirits, possessions... you name it.

... The car thing is because my partner is a really bad driver.

[He actually takes the three and a half minutes required to figure out how to make italics work because this requires emphasis.]

--Really bad.

[duplicitoussight]

[All right, that earns a giggle from him.]

Ah, and you still let her drive??

[soul_sister]

[There's another long delay in which the tinydemon suddenly has to fight for his life. Actually for his tablet.

He loses. The next reply goes something like...]

I exxaggerate!!! she is a great driver and i love being her assistaoifaoidsafklkkk;;'; [Round two has begun.]

[duplicitoussight]

[??????]

Eh? What was that last part? I don't think I quite caught it.

[overclocking]

[Another lengthy pause. Braids are pulled, faces are smacked with pillows, and expensive pieces of electronic equipment are saved via swan dive.

At length;]

Please disregard that last message!! Every part of it!!

[duplicitoussight]

Uwah, you sure are changing your mind quickly, Chrono! That's not a very good sign of stability in your future.

[overclocking]

[He has secured the tablet! ... This may or many not involve barricading himself in the bathroom, in the bathtub. (For extra safety. Don't they say to hide in the tub during tornadoes...? Rosette is basically the same thing, so...)

He's suddenly glad this is not a video chat.]

It's too late to give me my fortune now. You had your chance.

[duplicitoussight]

[It is, since if this brat noticed he'd probably giggle himself to death.]

That wasn't a fortune. That was common sense looool

[overclocking]

There were circumstances beyond my control.

[He sinks further into the bathtub, sullenly. Next time he's bringing a pillow or something with him.]

And I have no idea what 'looool' means.

[duplicitoussight]

It must be a pretty serious circumstance!
And it means 'obviously,' obviously.

[overclocking]

[He's actually going to think 'lol' means 'obviously,' Kano, you shitty asshole.]

Is that English?

Future-English?

[duplicitoussight]

You're right, you're right. It's future slang! [That's not a real lie there.]

[overclocking]

[Dear Kano,

Never badmouth a tsundere if she's in the room and reading over your shoulder.

These mistakes cannot be undone.]

[duplicitoussight]

[Dear Chrono,

He understands your pain.

Loving tsunderes is pain.]

[velveteened]

( they should start a support group )

[overclocking]

[Meetings are 6PM on Wednesdays, don't be late.]