4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

never be sorry!!!

[velveteened]

Rather than doomed, I think it's just a case beyond our level.

[overclocking]

I see.

I didn't mean to challenge your expertise. Now I feel bad.

[velveteened]

You shouldn't. If anything it's our own faults.

[overclocking]

But now you have a goal to improve toward, right?

Does that mean I can ask again later?

[velveteened]

( why does he suddenly feel like he got played.

in the most friendly shounen way. )

You can. Hopefully there'll be a better answer for you then.

[overclocking]

[There there. At least he hasn't figured out how lilting through text works.]

Excellent! I'm looking forward to it.

You didn't mention your amazing psychic abilities when we first met, though.

[velveteened]

There were more important things to talk about, of course!

( and he'd clarify but he really doubts chrono really thinks they're very "amazing" or "psychic" )

[overclocking]

Of course. [But no, jazz and flipflops are not actually important.]

But I'm curious about what other talents you're hiding, now.

[velveteened]

Isn't that the kind of thing only time can tell? ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ

[overclocking]

That's true.

I guess I have something to look forward to, then. On top of a fortune, I mean.



[Okay but he has to squint at that last part for a while. Ha ha what's an emoticon???]

... My tablet isn't translating that last part.

omfg i really thought i tagged this

[velveteened]

It's an emote! Do you not have those where you come from?

it's ok i kno you hate me :'(

[overclocking]

A... what.

[MORE SQUINTING GOES HERE]

I don't think those symbols are even ON a typewriter.

my secret revealed

[velveteened]

Hahah I learned about them here too. They're faces you can make out of the symbols on these keyboards.

[overclocking]

Oh...

I see it! Wow!

[Text doesn't accurately depict the excited, triumphant shake he gave the tablet. THE FUTURE.]

[velveteened]

See! It's great right? (☆^O^☆)

[overclocking]

Wait, so...

: )


:)

:|

Does that work??

[velveteened]

Yes! Just like that ;)