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[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
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Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

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[givetheslip]

Very amusing.

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[duplicitoussight]

It's true! Wording people's futures can be tough~

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[givetheslip]

Positively exhausting?

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[duplicitoussight]

I sense doubt!!! (¬_¬)ﾉ
We take great pride in the accuracy and poetry of our predictions here.
Fortunes are an art.

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[givetheslip]

And art is an indulgence whose truth depends on the viewer.

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[duplicitoussight]

And what's your truth on this?

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[givetheslip]

That I decide my own future.

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[duplicitoussight]

In that case, you're free to believe it.

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[givetheslip]

Oh, thank you.

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[duplicitoussight]

Our predictions are more suggestions than anything, to be fair.

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[givetheslip]

I suspected as much. I don't believe anyone can truly know someone else's future unless they've seen it.

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[duplicitoussight]

Ah, which brings us to the question...
Do you believe it's possible to see your future before it's happened?

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[givetheslip]

No.

[Without a bit of hesitation.]

Though I could see what my future was likely to be if I left things the way they were. So I changed it.

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[duplicitoussight]

So... this sort of thing is a little irritating for you. Am I right, am I right?

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[givetheslip]

A bit.

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[duplicitoussight]

Don't fret over it. Not everything we say has to be taken as word of law!
That's part of making your future too, isn't it?
To pick and choose what advice you'd want to follow?

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[givetheslip]

I can agree with that much. We decide for ourselves.

But I still think all of your predictions are ridiculous.

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[duplicitoussight]

That's a personal opinion.

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[givetheslip]

Obviously.