4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

[duplicitoussight]

But what about the interesting fact section??
Ah, I want to know a special fact about Leader~

[concealingeyes]

i can't think of anything though.

[duplicitoussight]

There's a lot of interesting things about Leader!!
Like how nice her hair smells ＼(^▽^＠)ノ
Or how she likes cute animals~~
Ah, wasn't there that one time where you were into shounen anime too?!

[concealingeyes]

oi shut up about that! none of that is true! wait my hair is okay though but why do you even know that?!

anyway that's all facts you know about me so see???

[duplicitoussight]

It isn't hard to know when Leader keeps curling up with me~ (ц｀ω´ц*)
No, no, but those were just examples to get you started!
It's to show that Kido does have a lot of interesting things to share with people!

[concealingeyes]

fine, here's a deal. if you fill it out accurately, i'll think up a fact you don't know about me and fill in that part.

1/2

[duplicitoussight]

Really?! Uwah, I'm so excited!!!

[duplicitoussight]

[A MINUTE OR SO LATER:]

Is this right Kido?!

Name: Kido Tsubomi
Age: 16 (But we agreed on 17.)
Birthplace: Japan?? You never told me your exact birthplace.
Time of Birth: It must've been a pretty time since it was the time of Kido's birth~
Date of Birth: January 2nd 19XX!
Are you in a relationship?: No... unless you've been having a secret affair.
Your favorite color: Purple.
Do you like flowers?: Yes!
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

1/3

[concealingeyes]

[The time one made her blush a little oh god why her life.]

tch.

yeah i guess that's right enough. fine an interesting fact... uhm...

[PRIVATE AS HELL]

[concealingeyes]

[After several minutes.]

when i was little, i used to refuse to wear my dress right. i wore it without putting my suspenders on.

BACK TO NON-PRIVATE

[concealingeyes]

AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE YOU'LL DIE

1/2

[duplicitoussight]

[--oh god he can't stand that mental image he needs a moment to bury his face in his pillow jesus christ]

[duplicitoussight]

Awww, Kido was so cute~! ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

[concealingeyes]

shut up it isn't cute at all! aren't you supposed to give me a fortune now??

[duplicitoussight]

Right, right...!!
Let's see...
It looks like a problem you've been stuck on will be resolved soon~
How fortunate~

[concealingeyes]

[Since they're making these up, he thought of that fortune on purpose, huh...?]

ah so you're going to fall off a cliff?

[duplicitoussight]

Of course n

[oh look at that the message mysteriously ended]

[concealingeyes]

oi! quit messing around!

[duplicitoussight]

[NO RESPONSE FROM HIS END.]

[concealingeyes]

[Oh my god stop being a dick.]

i thought of another funny fact about me but i guess you're dead so i don't have to tell anyone.

[duplicitoussight]

[his snake is practically dicksnake it's impossible for kano]

... a funny fact??
Say, say, what is it??

[concealingeyes]

oh you're alive.

never mind then.

[duplicitoussight]

[--so mean!!]

Kiiiiiido.
It isn't nice to tease like that~
It's unbefitting of a leader~

[concealingeyes]

there can't be that much you don't already know about me anyway, right?

[duplicitoussight]

Maybe.
But discovering surprises about Leader is a nice gift.