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Comments

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[velveteened]

Hokey?

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Hokey. Well, that part isn't necessarily bad, but.

When Kano's involved, it also sounds phony or like bogus.

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[velveteened]

( modern lingo is hard don't look at him )

Oh, I see.

Don't worry this is completely serious :)

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I'll believe that if either of you can say that with a genuinely straight face. [genuine applies more to Kano.]

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[velveteened]

Completely serious (ー_ー )

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That smells like a lie so much it feels like I'm sitting next to cut onions.

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[velveteened]

In that case you might want to reconsider your choice of where to sit.

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... With you, maybe, but it won't change much in the long run since Kano will just chase me with his onions.

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[velveteened]

Ah, I think the metaphor's getting a little strange.

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[velveteened]

Are you a friend of his?

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Well, we're in the same gang, I guess?

[if he admits to friendship Kano would make fun of him!!]

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[velveteened]

( gang.............. )

Is that so?

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That's what they call it. It's more of a prolonged case of chuunibyou?

It's not like they do anything weird. The first time they told me we were going on a mission it was just to go to the amusement park.

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[velveteened]

( he followed maybe half of that but okay )

Really? That sounds fun. Had you been to one before?

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A few years before, yeah. It's not bad, but I get motion sickness easily so it was also a bit hellish.

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Which is why it'd been a few years since you last went.

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Well, that's a part of it? But mostly I didn't go to places like that often because my sister couldn't.

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Your younger sister?

( just a guess, without much to it )

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Yeah. By a couple years. She likes those sorts of places more than I do but she had trouble around crowds. It's not like I could've gone just to gloat in her face.

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( little sister feelings ;; )

Of course not! That must be hard for her.

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[ah]

Sorry, I didn't mean to make it awkward.
I think she's fine, now. Kido and the others are trying to help her.

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[velveteened]

Don't worry, you didn't. I'm glad she's doing better! I have a little sister, so I understand how it feels to worry.

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Oh, that's good to hear, then.
Yeah, I'm relieved too. Our mother and I really couldn't do much for her.

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( he starts to type you must miss her and then backspaces. )

Then it sounds like a good thing you were able to meet everyone.

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It's been headache after headache, getting to know them, but I can't deny that. We'd've lost here if we didn't have Kido and Kano.

[sigh]