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[powdered]

[ Effie clears her throat. Taps the microphone. Puts on her best smile even though nobody can see it and parts her rouged lips to speak in that designer Capitol accent.

She is a woman on a mission and for once it isn't entirely selfish. ]

Attention.

Attention everyone.

Thank you.

There has been some concern as of late regarding the lack of feminine necessities available to the recruited ladies of this establishment. I have taken it upon myself to run a charitable drive for distribution of these items to any person who requires them.

We would be delighted to accept your generous donation of fine fabrics and aesthetic materials such as powder or perfume that could contribute towards a woman's well-being.

Please note, gentlemen, that this effort is as much for your sake as it is for ours, and on behalf of the ladies in Exsilium we appreciate your cooperation in advance.

Comments

[onen]

[...wut.]

A woman does not need those things for her wellbeing, not in these lands or in mine.

omg sorry connors milf.

[powdered]

Maybe because these lands and your lands are improper.

omg I needed that laugh, never be sorry

[onen]

Maybe the things that are improper in a place like this are women who think that smelling good in a battle is more important than food or weapons.