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[powdered]

[ Effie clears her throat. Taps the microphone. Puts on her best smile even though nobody can see it and parts her rouged lips to speak in that designer Capitol accent.

She is a woman on a mission and for once it isn't entirely selfish. ]

Attention.

Attention everyone.

Thank you.

There has been some concern as of late regarding the lack of feminine necessities available to the recruited ladies of this establishment. I have taken it upon myself to run a charitable drive for distribution of these items to any person who requires them.

We would be delighted to accept your generous donation of fine fabrics and aesthetic materials such as powder or perfume that could contribute towards a woman's well-being.

Please note, gentlemen, that this effort is as much for your sake as it is for ours, and on behalf of the ladies in Exsilium we appreciate your cooperation in advance.

Comments

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[ladyofrivendell]

Fine fabrics, I would think, are not appropriate for this place with the weather and missions that we are sent on. Would you not agree?

[Celebrian is content enough with the simple dresses she's been making herself.]

[powdered]

Fine fabric is always appropriate, given the right thought and protection.

I can't imagine trying to be stealthy wearing scratchy pants, and what about smell? Our enemies have noses too.

[ladyofrivendell]

What thought and protection can be put into fine cloths? I find it a waste.

And what might smell have to do with anything?

[powdered]

They may not see us coming, but they'll smell us. Then they will shoot us, and we will probably be buried in rags.

[ladyofrivendell]

Then one need only bathe to avoid such an occurrence. And we needn't be concerned with burial. They can revive us after death here.

[powdered]

What.

They can revive us after death but they can't send ONE piece of luggage?

[ladyofrivendell]

[Goodness, this woman is strange.]

I think it may be better to direct that question to the Initiative. I know only my own experiences.