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[powdered]

[ Effie clears her throat. Taps the microphone. Puts on her best smile even though nobody can see it and parts her rouged lips to speak in that designer Capitol accent.

She is a woman on a mission and for once it isn't entirely selfish. ]

Attention.

Attention everyone.

Thank you.

There has been some concern as of late regarding the lack of feminine necessities available to the recruited ladies of this establishment. I have taken it upon myself to run a charitable drive for distribution of these items to any person who requires them.

We would be delighted to accept your generous donation of fine fabrics and aesthetic materials such as powder or perfume that could contribute towards a woman's well-being.

Please note, gentlemen, that this effort is as much for your sake as it is for ours, and on behalf of the ladies in Exsilium we appreciate your cooperation in advance.

Comments

i can't apologise enough

[affections]

Oh, it is simply essential.

I assure you, the goal of this enterprise is to leave you most thoroughly whelmed. Do you have much experience with self-pleasure?

over her head

[powdered]

Of course.

I hope you're opening a boutique, because retail therapy always does the trick.

she will be invited to cut the ribbon at the grand opening, just you wait

[affections]

Boutique is the perfect word for it, I think. We are here to help our customers meet their many specialised needs. Relaxation, stress relief and satisfaction so so essential in tense conditions. It would be absolutely remiss if we didn't give people a chance to unwind a bit.

she will go. she will so go.

[powdered]

Please tell me you have something with a little sparkle.

oh boy

[fe_male]

I'm sure we can put sparkles on some of them, sure.

what has science done

[affections]

You see? Mr. Stark is the very best of men, if there's anyone I'd trust for this job, it's him. There will be sparkles enough to fulfil your wildest dreams.