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[unmoving_library]

[From the library, now that she's found it. Before the missions.]

Really, I don't know why people are so excited about this space voyage. I built a rocket for the lady of my old mansion, and while I didn't get to ride it myself, I have it on good authority that space is exceedingly dull. There's just nothing there - it's almost completely empty, and the people who live there are boorish and rude.

As for the beach, I'd be staying home if I could. The sun is bad for my skin.

Comments

[unmoving_library]

I know spells to enhance my defense, but that's not the same thing.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Nope, not really.

But really, not trying to enjoy a beach trip?

[unmoving_library]

It's hot, bright, messy and covered with sand. What's to enjoy?

[have_hat_will_travel]

It's a chance of pace compared to... Well, this.

And some of us enjoy hot and bright, you know.

[unmoving_library]

Then why couldn't they leave the rest of us out of it?

[have_hat_will_travel]

They often send the entire force.

Anyways, why not try and make the best of it?