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[punk_cute]

[Kanji looks a little awkward when he comes onscreen, shifting and nervous.]

The hell with knockin' on doors. This is quicker and it ain't like those bastards don't already know. Anyway! I got dropped here and find out about this poisoning shit in the food so I figured this was something I could do for the people stuck here. Someone I talked to and I figured, they couldn't be poisoning all the stuff we can get at, so I went out lookin'. Took a while to get everything together, but if it helps people out, it's worth it.

I made curry and I'm sure that the ingredients didn't come from them. Should be enough for everybody, as long as nobody hogs. It's in 109 if anybody's hungry.

[Kanji does indeed have a large amount of curry made, and anyone near 109 can probably smell it.]

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[Audio]

[biwinning]

I meant more are you okay with that.

[Audio]

[punk_cute]

[Kanji sounds completely and utterly mystified. Never even occurred to him that it would be something to ask.]

Huh? Why wouldn't I be? Sure. I don't mind at all.

=> Action?

[biwinning]

Okay, thweet. Yeah I'll be over.

action!

[punk_cute]

Sure. Door's open.

[He's awfully trusting, but also trusts his own skills. He'll be finishing up some cooking in the kitchen area when Sollux arrives.]

[biwinning]

[Even if he was polite in asking about his... self, he doesn't keep up the politeness once invited in. He doesn't really know how human culture goes still, all the fine little details of it. He doesn't knock, just enters 109, looking about the place and wrinkling his nose at the heavy smell of curry.]

It thmellth weird.

[ ... So polite.]

[punk_cute]

Try it before you go insulting it, man.

[Kanji hardly gives a second glance as Sollux enters. Long enough to have a "oh, a troll" moment and then a shrug. He does take the time to serve up some and hold out the plate though.]

There you go.

[biwinning]

I didn't inthult it, I thtated a fact.

[Although, he does take the plate and spoon, standing wear he is and beginning to eat it.]

...

It'th not bad.

[punk_cute]

Told you.

[Kanji just grins as he bustles around, washing dishes and continuing to cook up some more for late comers.]

wow WHERE** /typos forever

[biwinning]

[A few more bites in...]

Ith it... thuppothed to be thpicy??

[punk_cute]

A little? But I made it on the sweeter side.

[He looks a little concerned, because it hardly counts as spicy to him at all.]

[biwinning]

[Alien tongues and different cultures, man. Going to make things weird all the time.]

THITH ITH THWEET FOR HUMANSTH??

[punk_cute]

Not like candy sweet or anything! Just sweet for curry. Some curry is so spicy it's like setting fire to your tongue.

[biwinning]

[Regardless of however 'spicy' Sollux finds this sweet curry, he's still eating it.]

Thith ith thtill weird.

[punk_cute]

You ain't stopped eatin' so it must be good enough for what it's meant for.

[biwinning]

[He pauses.]

Yeah, okay, you have a point.

[punk_cute]

[That makes Kanji chuckle.]

Kinda why I said it.

[biwinning]

Whatever. What'th even in thith? Tasteth kind of like grubthoup.

[punk_cute]

Potatoes, carrots, pork, spices. A bit of onion and celery too, but not too much.

[He then lists the spices and other things that go in to make the sauce, waving at the items arranged on the counter.]

And rice, of course!

[biwinning]

-Pork. Pork? Yeah. What the hell ith that.

[punk_cute]

Meat from pigs. Not sure if you guys have pigs or whatever though.

[biwinning]

... No. We don't have pigsth.

[They do however, have squealbeasts.]

Are they like grubsth?

[punk_cute]

I don't think so? They're mammals not insects or anything.

[Kanji doesn't think of providing a picture right yet either.]

[biwinning]

Oh groth. Don't thothe thingsth give birth to live thingsth??

[Coming from a kid who came from an egg, mammals are gross.]

[punk_cute]

Yeah, they do. So do humans? It's not-- Alright, yeah it is kinda gross.

[biwinning]

Eugh- humansth too?? Reathonsth I'll never date a human, for sure...