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[punk_cute]

[Kanji looks a little awkward when he comes onscreen, shifting and nervous.]

The hell with knockin' on doors. This is quicker and it ain't like those bastards don't already know. Anyway! I got dropped here and find out about this poisoning shit in the food so I figured this was something I could do for the people stuck here. Someone I talked to and I figured, they couldn't be poisoning all the stuff we can get at, so I went out lookin'. Took a while to get everything together, but if it helps people out, it's worth it.

I made curry and I'm sure that the ingredients didn't come from them. Should be enough for everybody, as long as nobody hogs. It's in 109 if anybody's hungry.

[Kanji does indeed have a large amount of curry made, and anyone near 109 can probably smell it.]

Comments

[biwinning]

I didn't inthult it, I thtated a fact.

[Although, he does take the plate and spoon, standing wear he is and beginning to eat it.]

...

It'th not bad.

[punk_cute]

Told you.

[Kanji just grins as he bustles around, washing dishes and continuing to cook up some more for late comers.]

wow WHERE** /typos forever

[biwinning]

[A few more bites in...]

Ith it... thuppothed to be thpicy??

[punk_cute]

A little? But I made it on the sweeter side.

[He looks a little concerned, because it hardly counts as spicy to him at all.]

[biwinning]

[Alien tongues and different cultures, man. Going to make things weird all the time.]

THITH ITH THWEET FOR HUMANSTH??

[punk_cute]

Not like candy sweet or anything! Just sweet for curry. Some curry is so spicy it's like setting fire to your tongue.

[biwinning]

[Regardless of however 'spicy' Sollux finds this sweet curry, he's still eating it.]

Thith ith thtill weird.

[punk_cute]

You ain't stopped eatin' so it must be good enough for what it's meant for.

[biwinning]

[He pauses.]

Yeah, okay, you have a point.

[punk_cute]

[That makes Kanji chuckle.]

Kinda why I said it.

[biwinning]

Whatever. What'th even in thith? Tasteth kind of like grubthoup.

[punk_cute]

Potatoes, carrots, pork, spices. A bit of onion and celery too, but not too much.

[He then lists the spices and other things that go in to make the sauce, waving at the items arranged on the counter.]

And rice, of course!

[biwinning]

-Pork. Pork? Yeah. What the hell ith that.

[punk_cute]

Meat from pigs. Not sure if you guys have pigs or whatever though.

[biwinning]

... No. We don't have pigsth.

[They do however, have squealbeasts.]

Are they like grubsth?

[punk_cute]

I don't think so? They're mammals not insects or anything.

[Kanji doesn't think of providing a picture right yet either.]

[biwinning]

Oh groth. Don't thothe thingsth give birth to live thingsth??

[Coming from a kid who came from an egg, mammals are gross.]

[punk_cute]

Yeah, they do. So do humans? It's not-- Alright, yeah it is kinda gross.

[biwinning]

Eugh- humansth too?? Reathonsth I'll never date a human, for sure...

[punk_cute]

Ain't like you and a human would be havin' kids anyway. Unless trolls an' humans are compatable somehow...

On second thought, I don't wanna even know.

[biwinning]

... Good, becauthe I am not going into that.

[punk_cute]

Probably best for everybody.

[He shakes his head a little to clear the thoughts. Yeah, definitely good for everybody not to try to figure out how that worked.]