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[nobleminded]

[The image first shows an open book lying on a table. It seems to be open at the very back, though looking at the page on the left would show that it's full of text so it obviously was supposed to continue where the cover now is. Closer observation would show that several pages after that one were apparently ripped out.

It stays on this image for several moments, or at least what the person showing it thinks is long enough for said observations to be made. Finally, the screen does a very quick 180 to show a livid Elliot.]

WHO IS THE CRIMINAL RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

Library books are the property of EVERYONE WHO USES THAT LIBRARY! YOU CAN'T JUST TEAR OUT PAGES WHEREVER YOU SEE FIT! IT'S COMMON COURTESY!

ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE FINAL BOOK OF ONE OF THE GREATEST SERIES EVER WRITTEN!!!

Comments

[nobleminded]

OF COURSE I'M NOT! Holy Knight is a great story of nobility and bravery!

[allucinator]

I dunno, it kinda sounds like a rip-off novel.

[nobleminded]

It's completely original! This is the future, so maybe the ones you've read are ripoffs!

[allucinator]

That don't even make sense. Man, no wonder somebody ripped that book up.

[nobleminded]

IT MEANS IT WAS WRITTEN A LONG TIME AGO, DUMBASS!

[allucinator]

You're gonna lose your voice if you keep screamin'. Wouldn't want that, now would we?

[nobleminded]

I've never lost my voice! And I wouldn't be screaming if you weren't being such a moron!

[allucinator]

You're gonna now. Bet you anythin'.

[nobleminded]

I'm not going to participate in a pointless bet! EVEN IF I WOULD WIN!