☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

Comments

[vimdicare]

Splendid. Thank you for the chance to improve! [She winks but moves on a moment later with a sigh.]

...I was serious though. Who would do such a weird thing to duct tape? Why does duct tape like that even exist? Did you pick it?

[wilder]

No problem!

Oh- that? [he shrugs] I dunno, it's just what the shopkeeper would sell me. Maybe he just wanted it gone.

[vimdicare]

Please ask me next time you need something like that. Duct tape deserves a better image than that. In fact, I'll give you some of mine for future use. I really can't stand that gaudy pattern.

[wilder]

Oh?

What do you have a collection of it or something?

[vimdicare]

Of course. Duct tape is incredibly useful. For example, you can put a discreet seal of duct tape on a door to keep track of someone's activities. If they leave the room, you'll know. Of course, you need to make sure the duct tape is personalized so that even if the person notices your trap, they can't fix it.