☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

Comments

[video]

[wilder]

[then steal your own hair!]

Ahahah yeah....I hope not though. Burnt hair is gross.

[I'VE SET A LOT OF THINGS AND PEOPLE ON FIRE I KNOW THIS]

[video]

[ainsophaured]

It doesn't smell good either.

[Yeah. That's not from experience or anything.]

[video]

[wilder]

...Burn your hair a lot in experiments?

[video]

[ainsophaured]

Not mine. There were some students that experienced it. You could smell it in the hallways.

[Thankfully his research didn't involve much hair burning.]

[video]

[wilder]

Seriously? [Must've been days of class he skipped, and is he glad for that] Jeez...that's terrible. At least when that happens in fights, you're usually in an opened air.

[video]

[ainsophaured]

Have you fought for here or was it back in Tethe'alla?

[He doesn't seem like the Colosseum type. Whatever type that is. ]

[video]

[wilder]

Huh?

[Oh right]

Oh- both. I'm a mercenary by trade.

[video]

[ainsophaured]

[NEAT. He's never met a mercenary before.]

That must be a difficult job.

[video]

[wilder]

[AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T, I MEAN-]

Eh, depends on the job you get really. And any occupations got it's tough spots I'd imagine.

[video]

[ainsophaured]

[STOP LYING YOU MARTELLESS HEATHEN.]

I know mercenaries fight often, but do you take other jobs as well?

[video]

[wilder]

[NO. HE'S GINGER JESUS HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS]

Sometimes. Most of my jobs have been guarding pilgrimages, which you tend to spend more time helping out the pilgrims than actually fighting anything.

[video]

[ainsophaured]

They must have been grateful for the help. I hear the pilgrimages can last a long time depending on how far you're willing to go.

[video]

[wilder]

Waaay too long! I swear half the sites looked identical to each other! It could be really boring sometimes!

[video]

[ainsophaured]

The historical value must have offered some kind of excitement and the variety of people traveling.

[video]

[wilder]

Ha. If you're into the Church edited version of history, I guess.