☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

Comments

[reassures]

Really?



If it's with magic, you should be careful.

[Dude the only ways to take duct tape off of stuff is through pain and suffering. Magic might be even worse for his hair.]

[wilder]

Oh- yeah.

Well- Cheria has this kid with reaaaally long hair- so if anyone has a chance to get it out, it's her!

[reassures]

[Some of her senpai when she actually went to school read way too many comics. This sounds like a cliche waiting to go wrong.]

Okay.

What happened to the wall?

[wilder]

[No way! Nothing can go wrong with this at all]

Huh?

Oh...someone had a magic fit. [to put it lightly]

[reassures]

[She warned you man she warned you.]

Does that happen often?

[wilder]

No...not often. Just...it's a long story.

[reassures]

Alright.

Let me know if you need help though. I'm not busy.

[wilder]

Thanks...

[SUBJECT CHANGE NO JUTSU]

Other than the horror of seeing my hair in tape, how've you been?

[reassures]

Fine. A lot better than I was before.

How is your leg?

[wilder]

Good!

[He shrugs] Eh, I decided to get a peg leg.

[reassures]

Maybe you should get a eye patch to match.

[wilder]

An eyepatch?

Maybe...but there already seems to be a redhead here with that look. I'd hate to be a copycat!

[reassures]

Really?

With hair as long as yours?

[wilder]

Yep! Because it'd still be two redheads with eyepatches- it's just asking for confusion!

[reassures]

I don't know-- you look very unique. It might not be that bad.

What else will match your peg leg?

[wilder]

Hmmm, maybe a parrot!

[debtor]

Don't worry, we're buying him a hat in case his hair can't be salvaged.

1/2

[reassures]

[No reply comes immediately because she tries to picture poor Kaneis wearing a hat to cover his butchered hair and his super disgruntled face and she CRACKS THE FUCK UP.]

[reassures]

[SHE GETS HER COOL BACK QUICKLY ENOUGH THOUGH and then she actually does reply, feeling only a little bad for it.]

I don't think that would be a good outcome.

[debtor]

[EXACTLY ALLEN'S PLAN. Alas, he couldn't see whether it was a success or not.]

No? Maybe it would be an improvement! We'll find him a nice one, I promise.

[reassures]

[A SHAME. Clearly he should make more jokes at Kaneis's expense in person in the future.]

Something colorful would be good!

[Yes please cover the red hair.]

[debtor]

[Will do.]

Mm, I agree! Something very vibrant. With a bold pattern! Cheria suggested matching it to his stuffed animal...

[reassures]

Yes, definitely! That would be amazing.

[debtor]

I can send you pictures when we find it.

[reassures]

Please do!