☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

Comments

[wilder]

[oh good! Because snark is his native language]

Maybe in the old folk's home.

[onehundredswords]

Then maybe you oughta take this old man's advice more seriously, what with all the life experience I got.

It's neat an' tidy.

[wilder]

I've seen how old people dress, I still got at least 40 years until that look works for me.

[onehundredswords]

I think 40's a bit generous there, pal.

[wilder]

What? You saying I'm older than I claim?

[onehundredswords]

No, no, I ain't callin' you a liar...

Just if I had to guess, you got less time than ya' wanna give yer'self.

[wilder]

Oh?

And what makes you say that?

[onehundredswords]

Y'know what they say about some people agin' more...gracefully than others.

I just don't think yer' the type. Good when yer' young an' it's all downhill from there, I'd peg it.

[wilder]

Seriously?

[a dramatic slump of his shoulders]

Aw man, that's a harsh thing to figure! I sure hope it's not the truth!

[onehundredswords]

Don't worry Kid, I'll be rootin' for ya'.

Catch ya' later. Good luck with the shave!

[He leaves at this point cause he thinks you're a little too level headed to mess with.

Still interesting though.]

[wilder]

[And the channel is shut before Zelos can reply]

[What a weird guy...]