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[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

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...Yeah. That sounds about right. [EXACTLY RIGHT REALLY]

There, there. [He has the tone of one who has given many headpats to disgruntled children. Because he is.] It's nice to have so many shared memories and experiences with others, isn't it?

Do you get half your dialogue out of a greeting cards?

[Instant indignation, not of the party mage kind.] Certainly not! I've never bought a greeting card in my life, even for Christmas. When I have to tell one of my loved ones that I care about them, I write it with my own hand or say it with my own mouth, or possibly through the Twins if they're really far away at the time. Anything else would be wasting the gift that the Poet gave me and insulting the people closest to me. I hope you don't ever rely on greeting cards for something as important as showing affection for those you hold dearest.

Uh...wow.

Sorry, didn't mean to hit a nerve with you there.

[Christopher has already brightened up.] All is forgiven. But why waste your time talking to me? As engaging a conversationalist as I am, your hair needs your attention.

Uh...right. I'll go get to that.

Thanks again.

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