☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

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[ Rude as always, good to know. ] Just Junior or Lavi is fine.

This month's arrivals then? I see. You should've said something! There's a whole bunch of us here.

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Or I could continue calling you "Bookman's idiot," idiot.

A General needs to survey his or her surroundings before letting their presence be known, correct?

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That's such a mouthful though.

Sure. [ . . . Okay, gonna be cheeky here because he can't help it. ] But did that really take seven days?

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You're not the one saying it, right? So stop whining about it like a petulant child.

Ask me that when you become a Great General.

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I wasn't.

As if. [ he would ever be allowed to synchronize that much with his Innocence and get that close to the Order, Cross should know. But more importantly: ]

General, what was the last thing you remember from home? Most of us are from different points in time.

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[ he knows, which is why Lavi will never get an answer to that question. :) the question posed does make him become a bit more serious. ]

I was walking to my room after the talk with my idiot apprentice.

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[ Pfft, he bets Cross was just off drinking somewhere, knowing him!! But Lavi too grows more serious as he tries to recall a moment where Cross had a talk with Allen and . . . comes up empty. ]

Was the Order still moving?

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[ he was walking around and drinking and flirting with any non-hostile natives. :D ]

It was after the move.

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[ SO PREDICTABLE. ]

Then you're ahead of me. Ah, and Allen too— he was on the Ark on his way to Edo. [ IT MIGHT EXPLAIN HIS RAGE. A little. ]

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[ Y U MAD THO

he lets out a low whistle at the news. this definitely changes things. ]

And what is the last thing you remember?

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[ TALKING ABOUT ALLEN'S RAGE HERE since he was still hunting for Cross and all.

Lavi merely turns sheepish at that question. ]

We were helping Headquarters move and some . . . things were dropped.

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[ he'll get over it~

the shorter-haired ginger is going to get an eyebrow raise. ]

"Things?"

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[ Somehow he's not so sure . . .

Augh, Lavi sighs. He's gonna have to say it out loud, isn't he? ]

Those weirdass potions they've invented. The one that turned me an' Yu into kids.

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[ Lavi need not concern himself over whether or not Allen will get over it. he can focus his attention on more important things!!

......

wait for it......



waaaaaaaaait for it......







and now he's laughing. ]

The Science Department used you as guinea pigs, eh? I can't say I'm surprised.

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[ You called him a petulant child before, now he actually looks the part with the way he's basically pouting. ]

We were just helping 'em move their stash of weird stuff! [ They just had no idea it was their stash of weird stuff at the time. ]

It wasn't intentional, I don't think. [ But is is the Science Division, you never know. ]

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You were an idiot for willingly helping them move stuff in the first place. Now you know better for next time.

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It was for everyone's benefit, the more help the faster we moved. But yeah. [ Never gonna touch their shit again. Except no, this is Lavi the Forever Curious. ]

Oh, and Yu's here too. Him, Miranda and General Klaud seem to be from far further into the future.

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Tiedoll's brat and two more lovely ladies, wonderful. Have any other Generals appeared before Klaud and I did?

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No, it was just Allen and Lenalee before the rest of us appeared.

[ No wait, that's not right . . . His expression darkens a bit. ]

And Tyki Mikk. He's from the past, but I can't say how far. Before Edo, at least.

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[ and while Lavi's expression darkens at the mention of a Noah, Cross's expression brightens. it's as if someone told him he would have a lifetime supply of Romanée-Conti! ]

Tyki Mikk is here, eh?

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[ Gosh General, you're kinda scary there . . . ]

That's right. He's been behavin' as far as I can tell. [ But then again it's been far too hectic to be keeping a close eye on the Noah so that might not be saying much. ]

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[ when isn't he scary lbr ]

Tyki Mikk behaving? Color me surprised. Has he been able to create any Akuma during his time here that you were informed about?

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[ point taken. ]

No, not that I know of. Allen an' Lenalee never mentioned such a thing and there wasn't anything in the records.

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I thought that was the case, but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets lucky one of these days.

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With this many Exorcists, he'd be stupid to try anything now. I doubt he will.