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[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

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[aequivoci]

[ UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH NO but Cross attracts people with daddy issues so it might be inevitable... ]

You're a dumbass if you didn't realize how sticky it was after the second piece of tape was cut.

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[wilder]

[Its okay don't worry Cross, Kratos will still be his forever favorite punching bag no matter what he channels with you]

Ugh, fine I'm a dumbass- but this incident aside I know how to take care of my hair!

[THAT IS THE IMPORTANT PART HERE]

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[aequivoci]

[ oh good yay. /thumbs up

he can't help but smirk at the younger redhead essentially agreeing with him. ]

And how do you propose you will get the tape out of your hair besides cutting it out?

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[wilder]

We're...pulling it out little by little! It'll be fine!

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[aequivoci]

"Pulling it out?" How unfortunate for your hair to be on top of an idiot's head.

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[wilder]

You could always offer up tips if you're so concerned, oh genius one.

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Is there tape in your ears, too? I did give you a tip, oh ignorant one.

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[wilder]

I'm not cutting it.

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[aequivoci]

Then enjoy the uneven ends you will have from pulling that tape out.

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[wilder]

...Whatever.

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[aequivoci]

[ he snorts, brushing his hair from his face as he exhales cigarette smoke. ]

I'm sure there is at least one capable person in this place who can help you repair your hair, since you seem incapable of it.

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[wilder]

You know, the whole "I'm incompetent" schtick is really losing its effect. Got any new material or is this your only trick?

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[aequivoci]

[ sorry, he's ignoring you for your roommate now oops ]

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[wilder]

[HE IS OKAY WITH THIS-]

[Except where he's apparently next to a guy having a mental breakdown, but hey it's all in the day of the life of Zelos Wilder]