wilder: (Would ya stop with crossdressing plans?!)
Zelos Wilder ([personal profile] wilder) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-07-07 09:49 pm

☼ 004 ☼ | Video

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]
vongola_x: (small talk (get it "small"))

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[wow like you're one to talk kaneis]

Well, on the bright side, it seems you've managed to maintain most of your hair. That's actually rather impressive.
vongola_x: (no.)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I don't underestimate the powers of duct tape.

...though, if you run into a similar problem again, I'd suggest applying dishwasher soap. The lubricant would have made it significantly less painful.
vongola_x: (aww poor bastard)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
It shouldn't if you use it correctly. [ahem.] But, mistakes do happen.
vongola_x: (what.)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt it. There's a reason I knew why to suggest dishwasher. ... even I didn't mess up quite that spectacularly, though.
vongola_x: (what.)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So it would seem.

[And then he tilts his head at the screen.] ... huh.
vongola_x: (mafia bossu)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that the apartment housing? It actually looks like the Initiative may have invested some money into it.
vongola_x: (mafia bossu)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not often you see a company investing so much in their workers. With the technology they have, I imagine they'd be quite capable of keeping their recruits under control while spending much less.
vongola_x: (no.)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You're telling that to the guy stuck in the gymnasium. [man he can't wait to get out of here] And I imagine so. It'd be far too much to hope they were doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.
vongola_x: (fml)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
... A spaceship. Do I want to know the story behind that?

Mmn. It usually doesn't in these sorts of situations.
vongola_x: (no.)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
... I assume you were elsewhere at the time. [Because dude, how do you not pay attention to a spaceship landing on your fucking building]
vongola_x: (fml)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope Unidentified Flying Objects falling where they're not supposed to isn't a common occurrence here.
vongola_x: (paperwork)

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[personal profile] vongola_x 2013-07-08 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The least, huh? [He sighs.] It figures. I'm rather known for having pretty terrible luck.

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