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[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

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[Except even his darkest nightmares never involved Master (MASTER!) showing up unannounced over the network, with no warning, no violence, no fanfare, no requisite hellfire, in such stunning life-like clarity. That loathsome baritone, that smug, slimy mug, that disgustingly silky flame-red hair...

he knows in his heart of hearts, this is the real deal.]

[He grips the edges of the tablet tight, hands shaking imperceptibly (fighting the urge to just throw the thing on the ground and be done with it.)

The Initiative has Cross Marian.

Cross Marian let the Initiative have him. HIM. Why would he do that!? These things just don't happen! There's so much he wants to shout at his stupid face, so many questions tangling up in his throat, that with all the eloquence and composure befitting a ~~fake~~ gentlemen, at first it only comes out as an incoherent squawk.

He swallows and tries again,]

Who gives a damn about DUCT TAPE!?

You're telling that to the guy stuck in the gymnasium. [man he can't wait to get out of here] And I imagine so. It'd be far too much to hope they were doing it out of the kindness of their hearts.

Not forever. Only until we find a Plan C. [ And maybe she wants to see Zelos in a hat too!! ]

Well, a spaceship did land on the building last month. I can see why it'd limit space.

Haha...I don't think kindness has much room here.

[Annnd he sits here stunned! Because what the actual fuck is going on.]

[If she could she'd reach through this screen and grab him by his hair.]

Marian. [Marian.]

... A spaceship. Do I want to know the story behind that?

Mmn. It usually doesn't in these sorts of situations.

[ ...Just standing nearby. You just swiped the tablet away from her and what are you yelling about, Allen? ]

...Allen? [ YOU DON'T SOUND OKAY. ]

[ sorry, he's ignoring you for your roommate now oops ]

Huh- yeah. Talk about small world!

Oh- that. I thought maybe at least we could seal the hole in the couch until we got a replacement!

[HE IS OKAY WITH THIS-]

[Except where he's apparently next to a guy having a mental breakdown, but hey it's all in the day of the life of Zelos Wilder]

[ Cross Marian did not let the Initiative simply take him from their world. He did roughhouse majority of the guys after getting the Welcome Greeting from the lady (whom he unsuccessfully hit on) about being sent back. Why the hell would he want to worry about their war when he has one under his belt(s) already!?

At least he gets a second gun out of the deal and female multiuniversal redhead twins as his roommates. /pops collar

He ignores Kaneis ruining his hair to focus on the younger Exorcist. ]

Oi, must you scream over the tablet? I can hear you just fine, idiot.

Edited 2013-07-08 18:35 (UTC)

Bookman's idiot. I recently arrived here.

[ Ooooohhhh please do, he wouldn't mind if it's you, Klaud.

He can't help but smirk when he sees the female General appear on his screen. ]

Klaud. The Initiative clearly enjoys bringing Generals to deal with their mess.

And somehow you thought sticking it in your hair would help?

[ His turn to snicker! ]

Edited (raptor shrieks) 2013-07-08 18:40 (UTC)

No! It just- got in the way by accident that's all!

Ahahah, sure sure! I've gotten worse out of my hair!

At least it's not slime.

If you do, you'll have to ask someone else- I wasn't paying close attention to that fiasco.

[ Rude as always, good to know. ] Just Junior or Lavi is fine.

This month's arrivals then? I see. You should've said something! There's a whole bunch of us here.

/stealing ur popcorn, this is quality entertainment.

Just like your hands? That's impressive!

[a siiiigh] I guess I'm just that talent..!

All right. But if you run into trouble, you might ask Cheria about it. [Because Cheria has nice hair? And she's also the only one in their little group who has the patience to untangle Sophie's ridiculously long pigtails.]

And yeah, I hear you. Being poisoned every few minutes isn't much fun either.

[Those monsters can be a real problem when you don't have charms handy.]

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