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[wilder]

[Filtered from Seles]

[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

[Transmission end!]

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[wilder]

[SHUT UP YOU CAUGHT HIM ON AN OFF DAY]

Hahaha...uh someone had a magic fit and got an ice lance in it.

[knightofcourage]

[Oh, yeah, that doesn't sound good.]

Is this really better than cutting it...?

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[vongola_x]

Goodness. That's about on par with the fits of rage I've had to deal with at home.

It seems you lead a very [pause] eventful life.

1/2

[wilder]

Thanks Sophie but I'm not keeping it- [AND THAT RIP HAPPENS AND HE STARTS YELPING]

Ow ow ow ow ow! Alleeeeeen!

[wilder]

[AND DEATH GLARE IS NOW ON EMIL]

Don't even think about it, Emil! I am not cutting my hair!

[wilder]

[Some things are best left unknown]

Alright, great! I appreciate it.

[Video]

[wilder]

Hahaha, yep! You got it in one!

Uh, well- Asch sounds like he can fix walls and some guy says he can fix the couch- do you know him? He always seems to be around you guys....

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[wilder]

You...must know some special people then!

Hahaha, it stays busy.

[blossomgale]

I think you should stop, Allen. It sounds really painful. [ AHhh, those yells of pain just brings a worried look on Sophie's face. Too bad Zelos doesn't want to keep it on his hair though. ]

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[vongola_x]

Special is one word for them, yes.

So it seems. By the way, I haven't properly introduced myself. Sawada Tsunayoshi. [oh damnit he really needs to quit being so formal.] Aha, sorry-- just "Tsuna" will be fine.

[debtor]

[When Sophie speaks up, Allen pauses before grabbing another bit of tape.]

Ah— Don't worry, Sophie, he'll be fine. It's only his hair. [ONLY.]

If he's going to be stubborn about this, what else can I do?

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[wilder]

Tsuna, huh? [weird name...but whatever]

Kaneis...I'd say nice to meet you, but this isn't my finest hour.

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[sweetling]

[hahahaha wow trainwreck.]

Yo, man, careful with the hair!

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[vongola_x]

[wow like you're one to talk kaneis]

Well, on the bright side, it seems you've managed to maintain most of your hair. That's actually rather impressive.

[knightofcourage]

[Meanwhile Emil's shrinking back a little from Kaneis's death glare.]

S-sorry.

[To get attention off himself he quickly starts searching for possible alternatives again, and spotting the damaged couch gives him an idea.]

Maybe water would help, to make it stick less?

[wilder]

I dunno Allen, I think I saw my life flash a little before my eyes on that last rip.

[hm?]

Water? Do you think that'd work?

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[wilder]

[Such a trainwreck]

We're trying! Or at least I want him to!

[blossomgale]

[ But there must be ~*another way*~ so Zelos doesn't feel so much pain!!! Emil's idea sounds like it would be worth a shot. ]

Maybe it'd be less painful. We'll have to try it.

[Video]

[pactfulfilled]

[If that's really it, it only makes him even more curious about what actually happened...]

[But, hang on. Fumbling with technology to confirm the identity of this guy Kaneis is talking about.]

Oh! You mean Captain Malik?

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[wilder]

- What were you betting I'd lose it?

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[wilder]

[Teenage sisters is what]

Uh- yeah! That guy!

[debtor]

[Allen has doubts, considering how sticky this stuff is, but if they want to try it, he has no reason to object. He lets go of Kaneis's hair.]

Mm, if Kaneis would like to.

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[vongola_x]

I don't underestimate the powers of duct tape.

...though, if you run into a similar problem again, I'd suggest applying dishwasher soap. The lubricant would have made it significantly less painful.

[knightofcourage]

All right. I'll go get some water.

[And Emil hurries off to the kitchen!]

[wilder]

[he breaths a slight sigh of relief]

Anything to keep you from cutting or ripping out my hair.