♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

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[the_human]

Woah. Dude. You've got issues, man.

1/3

[biwinning]

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[biwinning]

Fuck.

[biwinning]

Yeah. I know. Thorry. That wath kind of intense. I don't even know you.

[the_human]

Yeah.

[But at that apology, he mellows a bit himself.]

You okay, dude?

[biwinning]

No. I have issuesth.

[the_human]

Wanna talk about it? My bro says sometimes if you talk, it helps you get your emotions all untangled and confusing.

[biwinning]

What, with you? No, no, that wouldn't work at all.

[the_human]

Oh. Well, you should find someone. It's not good to keep all that stuff in.

[biwinning]

... God, now I even have thmall humans telling me I need a moirail.

[the_human]

Well, if you hear it so much, it's probably cuz you really need one! They're the best.

[biwinning]

How do you know what a moirail ith? And it'th not that eathy, you know!

[the_human]

It's like your bro, right? I mean, we were just talking about bros, so it'd be weird if it wasn't an alien word for it. And yeah, but I mean-- there's gotta be somebody you get along with! Even enough to just talk.

[biwinning]

...I can't talk about it here.

[Because Aradia is like RIGHT HERE. WITH HIM.]

[the_human]

Call me back later, then!