♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

Comments

[musclebeast]

D --> What

[psych0p0mps]

Look, just - never mind. I don't want to do this right now.

[musclebeast]

D --> Fine
D --> I'll grant you that, but only because this doesn't at all make sense and has no point
D --> Where are you

[psych0p0mps]

What? Why?

[musclebeast]

D --> Because I asked you
D --> That's why
D --> Now answer

[psych0p0mps]

[Equius pls. If it weren't for the eyepatches she would be giving you a Look right about now. Like one of those "are you out of your gourd" Looks.]

Uh, no.

[musclebeast]

[He is out of his gourd. He is so out of his gourd. But then- when isn't he?]

D --> Yes
D --> Tell me

[psych0p0mps]

Equius, if I don't want to talk to you, what makes you think I would want you to come over?

[musclebeast]

D -->
D --> You don't want to talk to me

[psych0p0mps]

[Welp cat's out of the bag now... although really she was hinting at it the whole time. Might as well be honest.]

No, not really.

... At least not right now.

[fff stupid niceness]

[musclebeast]

[Equius being dense isn't exactly new.]

D --> Why
D --> Don't answer that
D --> Fine

[Disconnect.]