♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

Comments

[biwinning]

Because I don't use magic. Magic can be explained with thcience, math and biology. Tho I use those. Not magic.

[the_human]

But you're a mage.

[biwinning]

I didn't pick the fucking title. It wath chosen for me.

[the_human]

Probably cuz you're, like, secretly a wizard, and have to do some growing and learning and stuff.

[biwinning]

Oh my god. Are you that thick? Do you eat rocks for breakfast?? I'm not secretly a wizard. "Mage" to me means different things than mage to you.

[the_human]

Dude. If you're gonna be a butt, I won't help you on your secret life journey quest.

[biwinning]

IT'S NOT MY SECRET LIFE JOURNEY QUEST! I ALREADY did that!

[the_human]

Not if you're all like oooh I'm a mage but nottttt, I mean, that's just stupid.

1/2

[biwinning]

[Frustrated groaning that probably sounds a little like Lemongrab.]

[biwinning]

Fine. You're right. I'm a mage. Mage of Doom. And I'm casting a spell of Doom on you right now. You're going to have bad luck all week and then die at the end. Have fun.

[the_human]

You didn't even say any magic words. You're not really good at this, are you?

[biwinning]

Oh for fucks sake. Fine.

[the_human]

Woah. That was really good! See, you totally are a mage!

[biwinning]

And now you're going to die.

[psych0p0mps]

[pffft don't mind Aradia, she is just laughing her ass off at this whole exchange.]

Sollux, knock it off. He's just being friendly.

[biwinning]

He'th being an athhole.

[psych0p0mps]

So are you!

[biwinning]

He thtarted it.

[psych0p0mps]

I don't care who started it, I'll finish it.

[only she won't, apparently]

[biwinning]

...Whatever.

[the_human]

Naaaah, I'm, like, immune to stuff like that. But nice try!

[biwinning]

You can't be immune to curses!

[the_human]

I totally am. It's okay to be jealous.

[biwinning]

You're a piece of shit and if I ever see you again I'm ripping your hands off your body.

[the_human]

Woah. Dude. You've got issues, man.