♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

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[sweetling]

...bombs.

[Well fuck.]

Uh. 'Interesting' might be one way to describe it. 'Fucking awful' would be better, I think.

[psych0p0mps]

It's actually not so bad once you get used to it! I hadn't realized how little attention I was paying to my other senses. And I haven't walked into too many doors.

[sweetling]

Other senses are nice and all but you're fucking blind. Haven't you been to see a doctor or something? This place has to have one.

[psych0p0mps]

No, I have! They said they could heal it, but I thought, why not take advantage of the opportunity?

[in this topic: homestucks are weirdos]

[sweetling]

...

That is like, literally the opposite of a good opportunity.

[man don't I know it.]

[psych0p0mps]

[shrug. brightly:] Well, that's my opinion, anyway. You don't have to share it.

[sweetling]

Okay, yeah, but. Is there something up with your head?

[psych0p0mps]

[tilts her head up slightly.] Hm? Oh, no, those are just my horns.

[aradia please you're not helping your case]

[sweetling]

Okay, weird, but I mean the inside of your head.

[psych0p0mps]

Oh! Uh... I don't think so?

[sweetling]

That's what they all say. You know that you're really nuts if you're completely sure that you aren't.